Guide to become a professional EggWars player on Cubecraft [WORKING ONLY THIS WEEKEND]

Discussion in 'Other Games' started by TheJeroen, Jul 26, 2016.

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WAS THIS GUIDE HARDCORE? (I got bored so this one is a,little more dumb compared to the SkyWars one)

  1. YES DEFINITLY

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  2. NO BUT SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY

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  1. TheJeroen

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    Hi. So in mah previous MLG thread on how to become a Pro in SkyWars:
    https://www.cubecraft.net/threads/g...wars-player-on-cubecraft-working-2016.131937/
    I got bored and now I'm gonna make one for both Solo- and Team EggWars. [NO SCAM JUST GIVE MY YOUR PAYPAL THEN IT WILL WORK, NO SCAM]

    Solo EggWars~
    The most important thing is to read the sign when you enter the EggWars lobby. There will be a red square with the text:

    ! Cross Teaming is a punishable offence ! This obviously means teaming with colors that don't MATCH is forbidden! So when you are Dark Green you are only allowed to team with Light Green! If you don't want to get banned for accidently crossteaming with the wrong pallet, then leave the game and keep joining until nobody gets mad because you team! This might take a couple days but then you can finally get your first Solo EggWars win you struggled to get for 3 months!

    What map do I need to play to proof I'm an EggWarsPVP_YT guy?!!
    In solo EggWars you can pick the following Maps:

    Construction: This map is still being worked on and should be finished Soon™ next update! Win in this map to proof you don't need a finished map to win!
    End: To 'end' your opponents in this map (puns intensifies) you need to act fast before everything is 'Dragone' (I warned you).
    How do you do this? You don't use that weird purple bridge on top of your island! This is actually a Block of Harming! Build a Sandstone bridge instead so you don't receive damadge from this map! [NO SCAM GIMME YOUR PAYPAL ALREADY]

    What kit do I rek people with so I can call them 'ez' acting like I'm actually good!?
    Get the Buffer Kit and heal your enemies! They will appreciate it and help you! But ofcourse they will ban you for crossteaming with the wrong pallet! So your enemy has to pick the Debuffer kit! Buffer + Debuffer = Nothing = No rules! Works 100%


    How do I play in Hardcore/Normal/Overpowered!?
    In Hardcore, buy the weakest armour! Everything is so expensife, if you die everything is gone! Buy all weak stuff and you can survive with just Iron!

    In Normal you do the same! It's such a shame to lose full Iron to Campers! Stick with Iron and you are fine!
    With Overpowered, do the same things mentioned in Hardcore/Normal! You got Prot V Gear so what could possibly go wrong against a full diamond guy!!

    Team EggWars~
    So you got banned once for teaming in Solo EggWars huh? NO WORRIES!! Try Team EggWars instead! The most important thing to do is playing this like Solo EggWars! You do not care about your team! Your ego to be a PVP_REKT_YT guy is way more important! Let your team do the Egg and yet when the Egg gets destroyed even tho they did a good job defending: Start becomming mad at them! That will help them to be more carefull next round!

    In what maps do all the diehard MLG_YT EggWars players play!?

    Aztec is a possibility! You can play Hide and Seek all day annoying the opposite teams! But you can't get banned for having some fun right? Right?
    Toys is also a great map because, it's like you are playing Solo EggWars because there are teams of 2! (Awefull pun incomming) you 'bear'ly see a difference!

    But what kit do I use in Team EggWars?!

    Money Bag for sure! You always hated those afk people on the generator? With the Money Bag kit you get: 10 IRON woohoo!! This should allow you to buy full leather and 12 Blocks! Who needs Diamond anyways to win!

    So I hope you (another awefull pun incomming) liked this 'Egg'celent Guide on becomming an EggWars Pro! Have fun!

    I got bored that's why I made a second Thread about this and I will probably stop after this one. Sorry for the awefull puns, I hope nobody their brain cells died or anybody's eyes started bleeding from this. I sowweh

    ALSO, THIS GUIDE ONLY WORKS FOR NEXT WEEKEND. AFTER THAT YOU WILL NEED TO LOOK UP A NEW GUIDE.
     
  2. Qin Shihuangdi

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    Omg I am so pro now!!!
     
  3. HangarGeek

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    You can also use hacks :p
     
  4. TheJeroen

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    Admitting the use of a hacked client. Ban
     
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    No, I use SaltKlient v69 beta. With SkillAura and MakeSaltyTheOponent
     
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    Wut, lol.
     
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  9. HackersDontWin

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    Well, I ended up reading the whole thing, and tbf... Some of these things I actually do xDD I won't say which ones, but bare in mind I do some :p

    Tbh, some of these are usefull tips
     
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    I literally died of laughter. I'm on Spectator mode
     
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    omg thank you so much! I learned a lot!
    off i go to open minecraft to test all of this!
     
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    [​IMG] I've been playing Eggwars wrong my entire life!!!11
     
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    wut....
     
  15. Lezappen

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    ಠ_ಠ)
    ( ಠ_ಠ)>⌐■-■
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    ...

    *ahem*

    ... Anyways...
    Great guide I'm soo going to be pro after this but first I need to change my name to PVP_nohaxjustme_YT
    Then I'll say how 1.8 needs so much skill plznohate and how better it is.
    Then I'll 1.8 pvp (in 1.9)
    Then criticize 1.9 saying how it sucks.
    Then I'll be the true pro...
     
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    Hahahaha lmao. Pls Jeroen y? PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS.



    Pls
     
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    You know Jeroen, you can say this
    All you like but I've killed enough diamond and iron guys while I was still leather xD...
     
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    Okay guys, party is over, it only worked last weekend, it'll fail now
    right? :rolleyes:
     
  20. MatureGuy.exe

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    Am were is Team Killing is the best way to win tip :/
     
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