I used to tell one like this all the time. Thought I was the funniest guy in the world.
*Knock Knock *
Who's there? To get to the other side!
At this point I would burst out laughing, not realizing that combining two popular jokes would not result in some super-mega-ultimate joke. Its a shame the world doesn't work that way isn't it?
Quack-tacular Birthday to you, dear duck friend! Wishing you a pond full of joy, a sky full of sunshine, and a heart full of love on your special day! May your feathers stay fluffy, your ponds be plentiful, and your quacks be heard far and wide. Here's to another year of waddling adventures and endless smiles!
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