~~ Knock Knock Jokes ~~

[MorganPlayzMc]

XD

 

[AtomicBirdAss]

We should definitly say Knawk knawk instead of knock knock...

 

[SpritySpritz]

wanna hear a bird joke? nah it would be too HAWKWARD

TY TY TY :P

 

[kadeplays]

*Knock Knock*

*Silence*

*Knock Knock* "Hellen Keller?"

*Silence*

 

[SpritySpritz]

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anee.
Anee,who?
Anee one you like!

 

[SpritySpritz]

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anybody want to let me in?


lel copy and paste ftw!

 

[rubik_cube_man]

And in the real world.

*knock knock*
"Come in!"

 

[SevereWarning]

*knock knock*
"Who is there?"
"Your mother."
"Your mother who?"
"JUST OPEN THE DOOR OR NO COMPUTER FOR YOU."

~The sad life of SevereWarning

 

[FluffyRoses]

*knock knock*
"Who is there?"
"Your mother."
"Your mother who?"
"JUST OPEN THE DOOR OR NO COMPUTER FOR YOU."

~The sad life of SevereWarning

mine took mine already xD so gg.

 

[ThatOnePeanutGuy]

I used to tell one like this all the time. Thought I was the funniest guy in the world.
*Knock Knock *
Who's there? To get to the other side!

At this point I would burst out laughing, not realizing that combining two popular jokes would not result in some super-mega-ultimate joke. Its a shame the world doesn't work that way isn't it?