~~ Knock Knock Jokes ~~

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  1. MorganDoezn'tPlayMc

    MorganDoezn'tPlayMc Member

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  2. AtomicBirdAss

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    We should definitly say Knawk knawk instead of knock knock...
     
  3. SpritySpritz

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    wanna hear a bird joke? nah it would be too HAWKWARD

    TY TY TY :p
     
  4. kadeplays

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    *Knock Knock*

    *Silence*

    *Knock Knock* "Hellen Keller?"

    *Silence*
     
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    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Anee.
    Anee,who?
    Anee one you like!
     
  6. SpritySpritz

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    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Dozen.
    Dozen who?
    Dozen anybody want to let me in?


    lel copy and paste ftw!
     
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    And in the real world.

    *knock knock*
    "Come in!"
     
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    *knock knock*
    "Who is there?"
    "Your mother."
    "Your mother who?"
    "JUST OPEN THE DOOR OR NO COMPUTER FOR YOU."

    ~The sad life of SevereWarning
     
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    mine took mine already xD so gg.
     
  10. ThatOnePeanutGuy

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    I used to tell one like this all the time. Thought I was the funniest guy in the world.
    *Knock Knock *
    Who's there? To get to the other side!

    At this point I would burst out laughing, not realizing that combining two popular jokes would not result in some super-mega-ultimate joke. Its a shame the world doesn't work that way isn't it?