How will your (fake)appeal look like?

[Despacito 2]

Hi people of the Internet
So just because I'm bored and need some amusement...
Lets make some fake appeals!

Rules: Needs to be fake/ Extremely cringy (cringe) and still serious not too fake/ No swearing or insulting things.... and last one blame your brother! (last one jk I want originality...)
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So heres mine:
Reason: Fly Hacks/Inappropriate name + skin/ Killaura/ Aimbot/Swearing/Advertising
Time: 999 years ban + mute... LOL
Appeal
Hi Staff guy/miss
So I got banned that's sad... Well I accept my consequences...
But first could you guys send me the vid where I was hacking because I want to see my sexy skin r3king some peops.... Seriously my skin is F-A-N-C-Y...
Well let me think what I'm going to do now.... I got a 999 years ban not too long and also not too short.... I got it!
So guys I'm goint to watch some anime play some Runescape see you over 999 years.... Oh! And a last question you guys sell Pizzas? if you do bring it to me at 69 Nergensstraat, The Netherlands....
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^ Its pretty weird but I would make a appeal like this xD!
Don't take this seriously guys its just for fun... And Staff plz make also a appeal I want to see it XD

Well..
Chalas! (means bye)
Last disclaimer I know its not funny to make something like this but.... Yeah no buts! Its just fun to see what people would do in a situation like this... (banned)

 

[Dan:]

can u desban i have diamond rango

 

[TeoVolcano]

Hello pls me not bad.

 

[Megaaa]

Hi staff,

Can you unban me because my little brother want to play Minecraft on you awesome server. And I also don't understand is that you banned me, I'm 12 years old. I'm innocent as heck. I also supported your server with buying a rank ~ Emerald ~. So can you unban me. My IGN is: IUseAHackedClient69. Thank you. :)

 

[cocai]

i hack so unban me right now or u will get ddossedddd

 

[Megaaa]

New appeal.

Better you unban me, because I'm level 69. Get rekt. I'm the most active player on your server!!! **** ******* ************* ****** ***** ******* piece of ***** server! :P

 

[hgbf]

hEY OWNER! why is i ban? im only 9 yers old and dont know how hax to use. i only used killaura and antikb and fly that is not good reason to ban me! i will tell my parents it you dont unbann me!

 

[Cyqni]

Hey admin I have 2 questions:
1.- coul u plis unbanneron me I do ius hakscs but I are berry sowrie. I learnet alod becoz of de ban ant I are berry mature nau.
2.- coul i plise have owner range? I are ageinst hakcxers ant i alwais kil Dem wit mi aurakill. I are a gud voy. Trast mi.

 

[Cyqni]

That was actually pretty hard to write BC of the autocorrect lol

 

[DrHam]

Mine(with template xD):
Reason: Compromised account + ban evassive + use of hacks + swear
Time: As long as you life
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H i staf of clubc raft I got hanned cuz I dunno. I want to play on your server to play and have funny. Also my big brother (13 years old /Note ~lel, not real. I'm alone~ Note\) is haxer. He have Cydia in his iPhone 7J so carefulee with he or you wil be hax. Plis unban meh. Zank yu

 

[Troublesomee]

Plz unban me my cat installed hacks and i not so you can unaban me plz i no hack :( PLZ LOVE YOU!

 

[RynezDev]

ples unban mi i don haxor ples i hav child tgat need to plas on u server ples **** server ples ples ples mi child is cri
he havo obsidian ranhoo ples

i hab buy this rango lik thoss

MONEY IS MONEY LAN!



jk :v

 

[iKick]

Please unban me!
:D
Thanks-_-

 

[Deleted member 100818]

Unban me I have the hole world world in my pants, also you

 

[RoboticToast]

Please desban me, i wanna continue hacking, i promise i will keep hacking on the server till everyone leaves, please desban me my mom was twerking on my computer and it crashed in the water :((
Im only 88 years old, GET ME ****** UNBANNED YOUE PEACEE OF **** I WILL DDOS YOU WITH my BIG, RED.... toaster :D

 

[SofieNoortje]

I'm SofieNoortje, I'm banned last year for Anti Knock Back during a game Kit PvP. I have that now with so much regret, I would like to unban. I'm never going I do not really hack how stupid I was to use hacks.

Greetings Sofie

My code was 4400

 

[RynezDev]

Well I found this
https://www.cubecraft.net/threads/_justryan-using-killaura.93615/ (Its a time ago ikr :v)
So i've been reported looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

 

[PinkSparkleWolf]

my grandmoter downloadet and usario hax when i wasnt home

 

[Dai_Matsumoto]

Reason for ban: Banned for telling children to go die and having an inappropriate skin (mrblackdarkness666)
Time: until you write a normal appeal saying sorry/change your skin from something other then a male's genital
Appeal:
Ah, well here we go again. I was playing on your server while doing homework when suddenly, I noticed I was naked. A man in a black suit was behind me and told me that I need to become a hero because why not. Weird right? So then i told him I was too lazy to become a hero and he seemed mad. But he gave me 2 options. 1 is to stalk @Soph (a dutch/Mongolian staff) for the rest of my life and the other was to pleasure my computer. I didn't want to stalk someone outside of my country, so i decided start hacking on my computer so that it'll feel emotionally happy. This was actually one of the greatest things I did and I love feeling over powered and superior over others.
Now, to the main point. If I can't use my hacks on this server, my computer is going to go into a mental breakdown and when my compute breaks down, my mother has serrrrious issues. My mother starts to kiss the neighbor's pet and starts talking to the pet saying that she's jealous of the wonderful way the pet can dig dirt. So you see, If i can't hack on this server, my mother and my son ;) won't be able to function properly.
PS: I am your grandma
PPSPSPS: I ate your pet wolf
PPSPSPSPSPSPPS: I am in your bed
PSPSPSPSPSPSPSPSPSPS: Are you wearing red?
..... I think I'll bring a BUCKET of CHIMPANSES
LOOK AT ME

Spoiler: å∂˚∂∑˜å¬∂¬å∑

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Spoiler: idek

(I am not drunk, I'm just hyper)
(pls dnt juge my frm dis)
(I have no idea why I wrote this, I think satan or halo made me write)

 

[hgbf]

Reason for ban: Banned for telling children to go die and having an inappropriate skin (mrblackdarkness666)
Time: until you write a normal appeal saying sorry/change your skin from something other then a male's genital
Appeal:
Ah, well here we go again. I was playing on your server while doing homework when suddenly, I noticed I was naked. A man in a black suit was behind me and told me that I need to become a hero because why not. Weird right? So then i told him I was too lazy to become a hero and he seemed mad. But he gave me 2 options. 1 is to stalk @Soph (a dutch/Mongolian staff) for the rest of my life and the other was to pleasure my computer. I didn't want to stalk someone outside of my country, so i decided start hacking on my computer so that it'll feel emotionally happy. This was actually one of the greatest things I did and I love feeling over powered and superior over others.
Now, to the main point. If I can't use my hacks on this server, my computer is going to go into a mental breakdown and when my compute breaks down, my mother has serrrrious issues. My mother starts to kiss the neighbor's pet and starts talking to the pet saying that she's jealous of the wonderful way the pet can dig dirt. So you see, If i can't hack on this server, my mother and my son ;) won't be able to function properly.
PS: I am your grandma
PPSPSPS: I ate your pet wolf
PPSPSPSPSPSPPS: I am in your bed
PSPSPSPSPSPSPSPSPSPS: Are you wearing red?
..... I think I'll bring a BUCKET of CHIMPANSES
LOOK AT ME

Spoiler: å∂˚∂∑˜å¬∂¬å∑

01001001 01100110 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01100001 01100011 01110100 01110101 01100001 01101100 01101100 01111001 00100000 01110100 01101111 01101111 01101011 00100000 01110100 01101001 01101101 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01110010 01100101 01100001 01100100 00100000 01110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00101100 00100000 01001001 00100111 01101100 01101100 00100000 01110100 01100101 01101100 01101100 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100001 01110100 00100000 01101101 01111001 00100000 01100011 01101111 01101101 01110000 01110101 01110100 01100101 01110010 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01100100 01100101 01110000 01110010 01100101 01110011 01110011 01101001 01101111 01101110 00100000 01101101 01101111 01100100 01100101 00100000 01100001 01110100 01101101

Spoiler: idek

(I am not drunk, I'm just hyper)
(pls dnt juge my frm dis)
(I have no idea why I wrote this, I think satan or halo made me write)