IRL Me and Internet Me's AMA! Wait, what?

[CrystalMoonlight94]

Color Key:
Blue - Internet Me/Crystal
Cyan - IRL Me/Fauve (Yes, it's french.)
This Color - Both

Hello guys! I bet you're wondering; Crystal, what's going on? You already had an AMA thread, and the trend is dying...

Well, here's the sha-bang. Basically this is a DOUBLE AMA THREAD!! This means you can ask questions for TWO people in one post!

But this isn't exactly two seperate people, per-say. You're actually just asking questions to the same person. Confused? Thought you'd be.

You see, I'm much different than my Internet persona IRL, so it's almost like two different people! Come on out, IRL Me!

Uh, hi...

She's really shy. Isn't that so adorable and moe??? :3

...

Heh. So, just ask away!

 

[Trickmaster]

They all look like the same color, but...

(Cyan) How do you know French?

 

[CrystalMoonlight94]

They all look like the same color, but...

(Cyan) How do you know French?

Actually, I don't. I know a few phrases though... My name is French though... It means "Wild Beast", which is pretty much the exact opposite of me... Meep.

 

[Trickmaster]

1. How are you, really?
2. What’s the first thing you notice about people?
3. Do you think people can control their own destiny?
4. Do you think all people are equally valuable, or do you think some people in certain situations might be more valuable than others (say, a severely *mental idiotic* patient vs. a doctor who could potentially save hundreds of lives)?
5. Do you think people are basically bad or basically good?
6. Do you think morals are universal or relative to the beliefs, traditions, and practices of individuals or groups?
7. Do you think God exists?
8. Do you think any kind of afterlife exists?
9. Do you vote? Why / Why not? If you do vote, how do you usually vote?
10. Is torture ever a good option? If no, why not? If yes, when?
11. Would you kill an innocent person if you thought it might mean saving a dozen other people?
12. What’s the most money you’ve ever given away?
13. What’s the biggest personal change you’ve ever made?
14. What’s the stupidest thing you’ve ever done?
15. What do you think would be one of the best steps we could take toward ending poverty around the world?
16. What do you think we could do to best improve the education system?
17. In general, what do you think about art?
18. What are some of your favorite websites?
19. What’s something most people don’t know about you?
20. What’s something you wish everyone knew about you?
21. What are some of the first things you do in the morning?
22. What’s the worst thing that’s ever happened to you?
23. Do you cry easily?
24. How do you feel about public speaking?
25. Do you like to talk on the phone?
26. If someone were to make a movie about your life, who would you hope would play you?
27. What’s one of your favorite questions to ask new friends or to get a conversation going?
28. Would you ever sky dive or bungee jump?
29. Have you ever been in a fist fight?
30. What’s the best prank you’ve ever pulled?
31. What do you think is one of the most undervalued professions right now?
32. How would you explain your basic life philosophy?
33. Would you rather be hated or forgotten?
34. If you knew you would die tomorrow, would you feel cheated today?

Not even gonna bother with colors. If you answer all these, gg
(If a mod could edit this into a spoiler that would be great :D)

 

[Trickmaster]

I have 66 more questions if you would like ;)

 

[CrystalMoonlight94]

1. How are you, really?
2. What’s the first thing you notice about people?
3. Do you think people can control their own destiny?
4. Do you think all people are equally valuable, or do you think some people in certain situations might be more valuable than others (say, a severely *mental idiotic* patient vs. a doctor who could potentially save hundreds of lives)?
5. Do you think people are basically bad or basically good?
6. Do you think morals are universal or relative to the beliefs, traditions, and practices of individuals or groups?
7. Do you think God exists?
8. Do you think any kind of afterlife exists?
9. Do you vote? Why / Why not? If you do vote, how do you usually vote?
10. Is torture ever a good option? If no, why not? If yes, when?
11. Would you kill an innocent person if you thought it might mean saving a dozen other people?
12. What’s the most money you’ve ever given away?
13. What’s the biggest personal change you’ve ever made?
14. What’s the stupidest thing you’ve ever done?
15. What do you think would be one of the best steps we could take toward ending poverty around the world?
16. What do you think we could do to best improve the education system?
17. In general, what do you think about art?
18. What are some of your favorite websites?
19. What’s something most people don’t know about you?
20. What’s something you wish everyone knew about you?
21. What are some of the first things you do in the morning?
22. What’s the worst thing that’s ever happened to you?
23. Do you cry easily?
24. How do you feel about public speaking?
25. Do you like to talk on the phone?
26. If someone were to make a movie about your life, who would you hope would play you?
27. What’s one of your favorite questions to ask new friends or to get a conversation going?
28. Would you ever sky dive or bungee jump?
29. Have you ever been in a fist fight?
30. What’s the best prank you’ve ever pulled?
31. What do you think is one of the most undervalued professions right now?
32. How would you explain your basic life philosophy?
33. Would you rather be hated or forgotten?
34. If you knew you would die tomorrow, would you feel cheated today?

Not even gonna bother with colors. If you answer all these, gg
(If a mod could edit this into a spoiler that would be great :D)

That's a lot of questions... We'll answer these later. IRL Me is too busy sleeping... Wait a second, how am I functioning if IRL Me is sleeping? ERROR ERROR

THERE IS AN ERROR IN THE SYSTEM

WINDOWS 8 OF FAIL WILL NOW RESTART

*FAIL*