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Horrible jokes & puns

Discussion in 'Everything Else' started by Guildmaster, Sep 27, 2016.

  1. Guildmaster

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    Hi I'm bored because @TlmeLord is downloading some things so I have to wait for her to finish :/, so I made this thread out of boredom

    I don't care when this thread dies or if it dies just save me from my boredom kthx

    so eh, basically just pass me your most horrible (anti) joke or pun you could ever think of xD..

    I'll start so y'know what you have to do
    The turtle took two chocolates to Texas to teach Thomas to tie his boots
    How many T's in that?

    There are 2 t's in that

    glhf
     
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  3. Guildmaster

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    Dark humor. I like that.
     
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    What's the difference between an onion and a hooker? I don't cry when I'm cutting up the hooker :p
     
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    Here goes this:

    How to defeat your enemies? Chop of their feet.
    :D
     
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    How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?


    "Ten"ticles

    One guy had to make another guy laugh with 10 puns.

    No pun intended.

    for slow people:

    NO pun in-ten-did
     
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    Last week my father went to a museum for blind people.
    There wasn't that much too see.

    This was horrible, I know...
     
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    What's pink, long, slimy, digs through the ground and starts with "w"?
    A worm

    What's also pink, long, slimy, digs through the ground and starts with "t"?
    Two worms

    What's also pink, long, slimy, digs through the ground and also starts with "t"?
    The same worm
     
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    Knock Knock.
    Who's there?
    Ya.
    Ya who?
    Sorry, I prefer Google.
     
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    This girl is hilarious.
     
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    Alright that's so hilarious OMG
     
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    Things that I hate:

    1: stupid jokes
    2: lists
    3: irony
    4: lists
    5: repetition
    6: inconsistency
     
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    Time to take a hot shower. Its just a normal shower, but with me in it.
     
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    When you steal @HectorLalo 's status.
     
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    Harambe isn't a horrible joke
     
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    -"Why is there crime in the world?"
    -"Because we invented that word"


    best joke 2k69
     
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    My life is a horrible joke :p
     
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    Didn't even notice it was his status, oml xd.
     
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    Me: "how many holes are in your shirt?"
    Random Person: "NONE! are you blind"
    Me: "I think you are, you got 4 holes in YOUR shirt"
    Random Person : *sigh*
     
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