Horrible jokes & puns

[Earth]

Hi I'm bored because @TlmeLord is downloading some things so I have to wait for her to finish :/, so I made this thread out of boredom

I don't care when this thread dies or if it dies just save me from my boredom kthx

so eh, basically just pass me your most horrible (anti) joke or pun you could ever think of xD..

I'll start so y'know what you have to do
The turtle took two chocolates to Texas to teach Thomas to tie his boots
How many T's in that?

There are 2 t's in that

glhf

 

[Netflix_Addicted]

Too bad?

 

[Earth]

Dark humor. I like that.

 

[Netflix_Addicted]

What's the difference between an onion and a hooker? I don't cry when I'm cutting up the hooker :P

 

[TheFastBowler]

Here goes this:

How to defeat your enemies? Chop of their feet.
:D

 

[RockBob4]

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?


"Ten"ticles

One guy had to make another guy laugh with 10 puns.

No pun intended.

for slow people:

NO pun in-ten-did

 

[TheJeroen]

Last week my father went to a museum for blind people.
There wasn't that much too see.

This was horrible, I know...

 

[Earth]

What's pink, long, slimy, digs through the ground and starts with "w"?
A worm

What's also pink, long, slimy, digs through the ground and starts with "t"?
Two worms

What's also pink, long, slimy, digs through the ground and also starts with "t"?
The same worm

 

[RynezDev]

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Ya.
Ya who?
Sorry, I prefer Google.

 

[PinkSparkleWolf]

This girl is hilarious.

 

[Netflix_Addicted]

This girl is hilarious.

Alright that's so hilarious OMG

 

[Earth]

Things that I hate:

1: stupid jokes
2: lists
3: irony
4: lists
5: repetition
6: inconsistency

 

[GuildOfficer]

Harambe

 

[RoboticToast]

Time to take a hot shower. Its just a normal shower, but with me in it.

 

[TheJeroen]

Time to take a hot shower. Its just a normal shower, but with me in it.

When you steal @HectorLalo 's status.

 

[Earth]

Harambe

Harambe isn't a horrible joke

 

[DrHam]

-"Why is there crime in the world?"
-"Because we invented that word"


best joke 2k69

 

[Power Ranger]

My life is a horrible joke :P

 

[RoboticToast]

When you steal @HectorLalo 's status.

Didn't even notice it was his status, oml xd.

 

[AboodPlayz]

Me: "how many holes are in your shirt?"
Random Person: "NONE! are you blind"
Me: "I think you are, you got 4 holes in YOUR shirt"
Random Person : *sigh*