Geek Jokes :3

[Aimee2323]

Post all your geeky jokes here and see if people get them..

I would tell you a sodium joke, but Na..

When I heard Oxygen and Magnesium were dating, I was like OMg

There are 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

Two scientists walk into a bar, one asks for H2O and the other asks for H2O too. The second chemist dies.

Have you heard of the band 1023 megabytes? Of course not, they haven't had any gigs yet

I would tell you another chemistry joke, but all the good ones Argon..

Those are some of my favourites, potassium.

 

[_Patrickk]

Why can't you trust atoms?
They make up everything

 

[SGTkuzey]

+10 to griffyndor for originality?

 

[Blooberry]

I would tell you a sodium joke, but Na..

I slapped my Neon that one.

Neon walks into a bar
Bartender says "We don't serve Nobles here"
Neon does not react.

I am all out of chemistry jokes now... all my other ones are boron.

This one isn't a geek joke, or really even a joke.
"On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?"
North Korea

My brain hurts, I am going to make some pancakes then take a nap now.

 

[_Patrickk]

3 guys are on a boat, they have 4 cigarettes, but nothing's to light them with.. What do they do?
They throw a cigarette into the water and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter

 

[_Patrickk]

 

[Anime_Pickles]

3 guys are on a boat, they have 4 cigarettes, but nothing's to light them with.. What do they do?
They throw a cigarette into the water and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter

don't get it

 

[_Patrickk]

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Eh, was meant to be a gif

 

[_Patrickk]

don't get it

Then you are no geek... MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Anime_Pickles]

Then you are no geek... MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

;-; ples tell me

 

[_Patrickk]

;-; ples tell me

Erm, puns are hard to explain to kleptomaniacs, they take everything literally

 

[Anime_Pickles]

Erm, puns are hard to explain to kleptomaniacs, they take everything literally

rood, please tell me I wanna know what it means xD

 

[_Patrickk]

rood, please tell me I wanna know what it means xD

No seriously, I have no idea how to explain this ones, just think about it for a while :P

 

[Anime_Pickles]

No seriously, I have no idea how to explain this ones, just think about it for a while :p

was the 4th lit? and they used it to light the boat on fire?

 

[_Patrickk]

was the 4th lit? and they used it to light the boat on fire?

Nu.. When they chucked a cigarette into the water the boat became one cigarette lighter in weight

 

[Anime_Pickles]

Nu.. When they chucked a cigarette into the water the boat became one cigarette lighter in weight

OMGGG I SEE NOWWW OMG ily <3

 

[tiger101tiger]

Just made this one up off the top of my head and i dont know if it will make sense, but here it is:
A gold miner said "I am going to mine some gold", and another person said "Are you going to Auburn Alabama?"

 

[Deleted member 8554]

Why can't you tell secrets in a corn maze
Because the corn has ears.
'Nuff said. I'm really bad at jokes.

 

[Yittamonkey]

Why can't you trust atoms?
They make up everything

It doesn't MATTER.

 

[_Patrickk]

It doesn't MATTER.

You have made a solid argument there