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Geek Jokes :3

Discussion in 'Media' started by Aimee2323, Jan 18, 2015.

  1. Aimee2323

    Aimee2323 Sr. Mod Staff Member Sr. Moderator

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    Post all your geeky jokes here and see if people get them..

    I would tell you a sodium joke, but Na..

    When I heard Oxygen and Magnesium were dating, I was like OMg

    There are 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

    Two scientists walk into a bar, one asks for H2O and the other asks for H2O too. The second chemist dies.

    Have you heard of the band 1023 megabytes? Of course not, they haven't had any gigs yet

    I would tell you another chemistry joke, but all the good ones Argon..

    Those are some of my favourites, potassium.
     
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    Why can't you trust atoms?
    They make up everything
     
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    +10 to griffyndor for originality?
     
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    I slapped my Neon that one.

    Neon walks into a bar
    Bartender says "We don't serve Nobles here"
    Neon does not react.

    I am all out of chemistry jokes now... all my other ones are boron.

    This one isn't a geek joke, or really even a joke.
    "On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?"
    North Korea

    My brain hurts, I am going to make some pancakes then take a nap now.
     
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    3 guys are on a boat, they have 4 cigarettes, but nothing's to light them with.. What do they do?
    They throw a cigarette into the water and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter
     
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    don't get it
     
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    Then you are no geek... MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
     
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    ;-; ples tell me
     
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    Erm, puns are hard to explain to kleptomaniacs, they take everything literally
     
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    rood, please tell me I wanna know what it means xD
     
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    No seriously, I have no idea how to explain this ones, just think about it for a while :p
     
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    was the 4th lit? and they used it to light the boat on fire?
     
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    Nu.. When they chucked a cigarette into the water the boat became one cigarette lighter in weight
     
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    OMGGG I SEE NOWWW OMG ily <3
     
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    Just made this one up off the top of my head and i dont know if it will make sense, but here it is:
    A gold miner said "I am going to mine some gold", and another person said "Are you going to Auburn Alabama?"
     
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    Why can't you tell secrets in a corn maze
    Because the corn has ears.
    'Nuff said. I'm really bad at jokes.
     
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    It doesn't MATTER.
     
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    You have made a solid argument there
     
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