Geek Jokes :3

[Tacosbefriends]

How many hobbits does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two; one to screw it in and one to be stood on.

How many redshirts does it take to change a lightbulb?
Six; one to change the lightbulb and five to die in the episode.

How many Daleks does it take to change a lightbulb?
Enough to conquer a race that can use a step stool.

 

[Aimee2323]

How many Daleks does it take to change a lightbulb?
Enough to conquer a race that can use a step stool.

What happened to the flying Daleks that wouldn't need a step stool? :3

 

[_Patrickk]

What happened to the flying Daleks that wouldn't need a step stool? :3

They crashed...

 

[Yittamonkey]

How many hobbits does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two; one to screw it in and one to be stood on.

How many redshirts does it take to change a lightbulb?
Six; one to change the lightbulb and five to die in the episode.

How many Daleks does it take to change a lightbulb?
Enough to conquer a race that can use a step stool.

I only understand the hobbits one ._.

 

[Tacosbefriends]

I only understand the hobbits one ._.

In Star Trek, there's a joke that anyone wearing a red shirt is doomed to die because the number of redshirts who die in Star Trek is MUCH larger than any other color shirt. In Doctor Who, Daleks are a warlike race that exterminate and conquer "inferior" races. They have no legs and roll/hover around. They can't climb stairs, so they'd need to conquer a legged race to use a step stool.

 

[Yittamonkey]

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In Star Trek, there's a joke that anyone wearing a red shirt is doomed to die because the number of redshirts who die in Star Trek is MUCH larger than any other color shirt. In Doctor Who, Daleks are a warlike race that exterminate and conquer "inferior" races. They have no legs and roll/hover around. They can't climb stairs, so they'd need to conquer a legged race to use a step stool.

 

[Peat53]

I have had a list of these kind of jokes... YAS.

1.) Have you heard about the sick scientist? If you can't helium, and you can curium, then you'll probably have to barium.

2.) I was reading a book on anti gravity. I
found it hard to put down.

3.) What is the name of the molecule
bunny-O-bunny? An ether bunny

4.) What do you call a joke that is based on colbat, radon, and yttrium? CoRnY


I have more I'm just too lazy to type more xD