Bad suggestions

[Efcluke94]

"You can't build, you can't design, so what do you want me to say?" -EfCowell94
"You are the worst builder in the world. You're the worst builder I've ever seen in my life" -EfCowell94
"Alright we've seen enough. I think you're probably the most disillusioned group of builders we've had in this competition. And that's the truth. I think the group is horrendous, you have absolutely zero edge, no originality, half your builds are taken from Mineplex and I think as a group you're even worse. Absolutely zero chance of you guys ever ever ever having a successful building career" -EfCowell94

who knows what will happen in the future ;)

 

[Sophie]

who knows what will happen in the future ;)

Cube Factor confirmed, we did it everybody!! \o/

 

[Priley]

-Reset everyone their stats
-Accept all appeals regardless the violation or quality of the appeal
-Undo all mutes and bans
-Move all startercages 50 blocks up and add fall damage
-Add bedrock to Eggwars
-Add barriers to Eggwars
-Remove chests from Skywars
-Remove generators from Eggwars
-Remove the chat filter
-Remove Sentinel
-Accept every helper application regardless age or quality
-Accept every builder application regardless quality of the builds
-Collect all builders in a survival world without chat and let them make a huge Survival Games map and see how it turns out
-Update the server to the Minecraft prerelease

 

[Sweetenerera]

Remove the chat filter

This thread is for bad ideas only

 

[Sophie]

-Accept all appeals regardless the violation or quality of the appeal

That used to be how Runescape worked. There are some hilarious images of accepted appeals on the google.com, with automated responses like "you clearly care about your account..." when the appeal literally reads "I don't care about my account anyways" xd

 

[Miauw]

Ban everyone except for one random player. Just to confuse him or her a lot;

Remove all ranks except for stone rank (this includes staff member ranks.);

Add chickens to EggWars;

Replace the sky in SkyWars with sponges, so you have to dig your way to the other team;

Give everyone jump boost V in Survival Games and rename it to "Bouncy Games";

Everyone who calls hacks on someone gets a menu popped up in which they can choose to ban said player;

Accept every Helper and Builder application ever made;

Bring back the Vegetables map in EggWars! Oops. Almost forgot.. Only bad suggestions...

 

[Lightning McQueen]

“Update” to 1.8 because it is the superior version or better yet 1.7.10 as it includes features such a superior hit detection hitbox stretching and block hitting take less damage because i can click fast and thats skill

 

[Troublesomee]

-Cubecraft -> memecraft.
-Steal al hypix0l's games and maps.
-''Update'' to 1.4.5.
-Delete sontinal and allow hacking.
-Give every player ban permissions.
-Raise the price of the Obsidian rank to €500,-.

 

[CommunistCactus]

-Reset everyone their stats
-Accept all appeals regardless the violation or quality of the appeal
-Undo all mutes and bans
-Move all startercages 50 blocks up and add fall damage
-Add bedrock to Eggwars
-Add barriers to Eggwars
-Remove chests from Skywars
-Remove generators from Eggwars
-Remove the chat filter
-Remove Sentinel
-Accept every helper application regardless age or quality
-Accept every builder application regardless quality of the builds
-Collect all builders in a survival world without chat and let them make a huge Survival Games map and see how it turns out
-Update the server to the Minecraft prerelease

Ban everyone except for one random player. Just to confuse him or her a lot;

Remove all ranks except for stone rank (this includes staff member ranks.);

Add chickens to EggWars;

Replace the sky in SkyWars with sponges, so you have to dig your way to the other team;

Give everyone jump boost V in Survival Games and rename it to "Bouncy Games";

Everyone who calls hacks on someone gets a menu popped up in which they can choose to ban said player;

Accept every Helper and Builder application ever made;

Bring back the Vegetables map in EggWars! Oops. Almost forgot.. Only bad suggestions...

remember you need to argue why.

 

[SanCookie]

fix sentinel

They said Bad suggestions

 

[Shrek Trained Me]

Give everyone the highest rank so everyone is the same and the rankism stops.
Remove sentinel because sentinel removes the happy experience for the cheaters.
Edit the helper apply to this: ''You need to be 7+ be 1 week online on the network and have 10+ messages. You need 0 handled reports. If you send your appeal and pay 5 dollars it will be accepted within 24 hours.
Ban Tacos.

 

[Miauw]

remember you need to argue why.

But I can't think of any valid statements for these horrible ideas :D

Oh well. Horrible ideas should have horrible statements.

 

[SpringWarz]

@Joe Henry Give everyone free ranks for the day and then give them free packs for the next day. Then make them pay for it the next day. ;)

 

[Sophie]

Liberate the proletariat by:
-Pooling and evenly redistributing all points earned on a weekly basis
-Abolishing rank
-Overthrowing the Tsar John Coles
-Purging the bourgeoisie
-Exiling all staff and replacing the team with members of the CommunistCactus party, who shall oversee things until the server becomes self-sufficient

Pros
-Equality among ranked and non-ranked players
-Greed is a sin
-No more John Coles, who is inflating the bourgeois society with rank sales and prefixes that shame non-ranked players
-I am a member of the CommunistCactus party

Cons
-Literally none

 

[CommunistCactus]

Liberate the proletariat by:
-Pooling and evenly redistributing all points earned on a weekly basis
-Abolishing rank
-Overthrowing the Tsar John Coles
-Purging the bourgeoisie
-Exiling all staff and replacing the team with members of the CommunistCactus party, who shall oversee things until the server becomes self-sufficient

Pros
-Equality among ranked and non-ranked players
-Greed is a sin
-No more John Coles, who is inflating the bourgeois society with rank sales and prefixes that shame non-ranked players
-I am a member of the CommunistCactus party

Cons
-Literally none

Of course, we "promise" to abolishTM our heavily authoritarian CommunistCactus party once we're going all right and establish true communism and will totally not form a dictatorship with 5 year plans which makes the server everything but communist or socialist and is basically capitalism but faster.
OR WILL WE?

 

[Facelurite]

If u die in cubecraft u die irl so that it is consistent with the statistics where u get 2 deaths for 1.

 

[Blocky]

Someone should make a animation about some of these suggestions.

 

[Quetzi]

We had a bunch of new lucky block drop suggestions recently, including:

- A free kick back to the lobby
- 24 hour mute
- 24 hour ban
- Free ban removal

It'd perhaps be a bit too Russian roulette though :) Would add a bit of excitement though, trying to get a ban removal before you found a ban :)

 

[Sophie]

We had a bunch of new lucky block drop suggestions recently, including:

- A free kick back to the lobby
- 24 hour mute
- 24 hour ban
- Free ban removal

Ahahaha that'd be so fun, should make it a separate gamemode for April Fools or something. Instead of banning/muting permanently, it just bans/mutes you for that one game or for five minutes or something.

 

[LawsOfAviation]

Remove Egg Wars, Skywars, PvP, Survival Games, and Minerware to make the lesser played games played more.