Horrible jokes & puns

[Pandrai]

@Dotsy I did lol ill repeat...


If Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are on a sinking boat who survives?







AMERICA!

 

[Despacito 2]

@Dotsy I did lol ill repeat...


If Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are on a sinking boat who survives?







AMERICA!

Lelelelelelel...

 

[Thaus]

@Dotsy I did lol ill repeat...


If Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are on a sinking boat who survives?







AMERICA!

Oooooooooh. Take that Clinton and Trump!

 

[Injunction]

i saw a man but he wasn't there my be i was in a game show and he was the g-HOST

 

[Mambo Garrix]

This is Bob.

O
I
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Bob has no arms.
*knock knock*
"Who's there?"
It isn't Bob.

 

[Earth]

what do you call a fish with no eyes?

a fsh

 

[zRinne]

Omg... please...

 

[Earth]

Omg... please...

that isn't a joke ;')
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This song basically sums up this entire thread

 

[GuildOfficer]

i know a joke RubenForMod

 

[larswijn]

 

[Injunction]

i disagree stairs are very down to earth

 

[Injunction]

[There are 2 guys talking in the joke the first one is Jack the second one in Jim]


Jack: Hey did you hear...
Jim: Oh what is it i can't wait to hear it
Jack: Carl broke his leg while skateboarding
Jim: What i didn't hear you

 

[Injunction]

The moral of that joke is never trust a Jim if you know they are basically deaf

 

[DrHam]

if Trump and Clinton have a son, what will the name be? Freedom Walls



Best joke 19k1

 

[Earth]

what did the farmer say when he couln't find his tractor? :))))


where is my tractor?

 

[TheJeroen]

what did the farmer say when he couln't find his tractor? :))))


where is my tractor?

 

[AboodPlayz]

What is Zero Divided By Zero?
Siri: Imagine that you have zero cookies and you split them evenly among zero friends. How many cookies does each person get? See? It doesn’t make sense. And Cookie Monster is sad that there are no cookies, and you are sad that you have no friends.
I do have friends ! :(
Siri: No you don't :cool:

 

[vBooty]

Did you hear the new Helen Keller Joke......?








Neither did she!@!@!@!@!@!@!@! LOLOLOLO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA




kill me

 

[Injunction]

How many easily distracted kids does it take to turn a light bulb










oh look a butterfly

 

[Injunction]

[QUOTE="Earth, post: 659478,me
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This song basically sums up this entire thread

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that is so true