Horrible jokes & puns

[abfc2000]

That joke is tearrible..

This thread is for something :d

 

[Waveware]

What do you call Mexican food with a gun in it? A Glockamole

 

[Pandrai]

Why do you never hit a Mexican on a bike?
Its probably your bike

 

[Waveware]

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because all the ones that can run, jump, and swim already crossed the border

 

[Pandrai]

Why are all black people fast?
The slow ones were already caught by the police

 

[Injunction]

I heard they removed the penny in Canada well that makes no scence

 

[Pandrai]

If Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are on a sinking boat who survives??








AMERICA!

 

[Injunction]

Pac-Man is a-MAZE-ing

 

[MrTokay]

The guy who jumped off the bridge in paris?
Is officially In-Seine.

 

[iDontPlayMinecraft.exe]

Jesus pun: Need an ark, I Noah the guy

 

[iDontPlayMinecraft.exe]

Whale pun: Whale,Whale, Whale what do we have here

 

[Max ♠]

Jesus pun: Need an ark, I Noah the guy

 

[Deleted member 211858]

What are the things Santa sees on his sleigh?

Spoiler: Joke #1

Hohohohoho

How to eat while driving?

Spoiler: Joke #2

Pause the driving game and just eat first

How to kill a mockingbird?

Spoiler: Joke #3

Just don't feed it

How am I so funny?

Spoiler: I know, it's extremely difficult to not laugh

Why'd you open this? That was the joke!

 

[Injunction]

Who knows a lot about pokemon I need to Axew a question

 

[Deleted member 211858]

Who knows a lot about pokemon I need to Axew

You should ask me right?
What do you mean why?
Wynaut me? :(

 

[AhoritaNoJoven]

what? lol

 

[RockBob4]

First, I have to axe you a question.
Then you can have a knife day!
(just watch your back)

 

[Injunction]

I like soccer but the difference from the players and time

is time passes

 

[Injunction]

trust me i own the company of bad puns inc.

i was wondering why i saw the baseball getting bigger and bigger... and then it hit me

 

[RockBob4]

trust me i own the company of bad puns inc.

i was wondering why i saw the baseball getting bigger and bigger... and then it hit me

Copier! I already did this one. Boo!