Hey, a few years ago I was playing on the Eggwars server when I came across this one guy who would bowspam (annoying!!1!).
Pfft, I thought to myself, this is going to be easier than getting helper!
What happened next was ghastly, the man was the worst king of being on this corporeal earth - a lagger. I was instantly decimated by his cheapskate tactics. I was furious. What would my family and friends think If they came to know about this humiliating defeat?
I knew this was my calling, I picked myself up after a few days of sobbing and therapy. I could see myself, for this suggestion, receiving the Nobel Peace Prize and the Physics prize for my brilliant ideology - make the combat turn based like in pokemon!
Pfft, I thought to myself, this is going to be easier than getting helper!
What happened next was ghastly, the man was the worst king of being on this corporeal earth - a lagger. I was instantly decimated by his cheapskate tactics. I was furious. What would my family and friends think If they came to know about this humiliating defeat?
I knew this was my calling, I picked myself up after a few days of sobbing and therapy. I could see myself, for this suggestion, receiving the Nobel Peace Prize and the Physics prize for my brilliant ideology - make the combat turn based like in pokemon!
