Horrible jokes & puns

[GuildOfficer]

Your life

 

[Ping Ether]

Do you know why Ping Ether plays EggWars?
Fur the glory

 

[SevereWarning]

A cowboy rode into town on Friday, stayed three days, and rode out again on Friday. How did he do that?

The horses name is Friday

I'm funny. Give me credit

 

[Earth]

A cowboy rode into town on Friday, stayed three days, and rode out again on Friday. How did he do that?

The horses name is Friday

I'm funny. Give me credit

do you want bitcoins or PayPal money

 

[GuildOfficer]

A cowboy rode into town on Friday, stayed three days, and rode out again on Friday. How did he do that?

The horses name is Friday

I'm funny. Give me credit

nevahh

 

[SevereWarning]

do you want bitcoins or PayPal money

I want dogecoins.

 

[Earth]

I want dogecoins.

 

[RynezDev]

What is white and flies up?

A retarded snowflake

 

[AboodPlayz]

Hacker Joins The Server
Hacker2 Joins The Server
Innocent Player Wow Nice Hacks
Hacker and Hacker2 "ty"
Hacker and Hacker2 Fight, hacker2 wins "my hacks are better :P"
Admin Joins The Server
Admin Bans Hacker2 for "better hacks"

 

[Max ♠]

 

[RynezDev]

Did you hear about the fire at the circus?
It was in tents.

 

[cocai]

r

 

[RynezDev]

r

r ~ 6Godly 2k16
Best joke ever made 8/8 xD lol

 

[Ping Ether]

Remember when CubeCraft didn't have hackers?
Me neither ;)

 

[RynezDev]

Remember when CubeCraft didn't have hackers?
Me neither ;)

Hacks didn't even exist that time... (Lol not sure)

 

[Ping Ether]

Hacks didn't even exist that time... (Lol not sure)

First time I saw hax it was 1.5, lel. They were way less common that day though.
ALSO OMG THOSE MAPS ARE SO POPULAR I USED TO PLAY THEM ON ITALIAN SERVERS WHEN I USED TO PLAY CRACKED MC
Did CCG really make them? :O
I can't believe it
Now I'm here on the forums
>:O

 

[Earth]

r

s t u v w x y z

 

[Brittley]

OMG this thread is amazing haha

 

[RynezDev]

Everyone asks where's Waldo…
Nobody asks how's Waldo.

 

[Emmy]

what did one ocean say to the other ocean?
nothing! its just waved XD *cringe*