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[TBroz15]

This is the thread where you put some stories about Cubecraft in green.
based on 4chan.

Three simple rules...
1. Story posts MUST have mostly any shade of green.
2. Story posts MUST contain ">" at every line of text.
3. Must be related to Cubecraft ofc.

Freely comment to a story post!

Reply with an image of a fish to rule-breakers!

I'll start.

> be me
> grinding solo lucky islands
> new game
> broke rainbow lucky block
> legally got fly ability
> server announce I have op powers
> fly around
> knock randoms out to the V O I D.
> called out for "hacking" lol

 

[omegasaucy]

>be me
>cubecraft admin
>hmmm what do i do today
>closet cheater banned
>said closet cheater appealed
>look at their evidence
>don't bother analyzing the reports, i got crap to do
>they're also a leaderboard player so they're probably hackusated, riiiiight?
>seems plausible enough, unbanned
>2 months later
>turns out the evidence was faked and they were actually cheating
>outrage.mp4
>scared
>i messed up.jpeg
>re-ban the hacker, hope for the best

>what do i do now bros? this is like our fifth one this month, we can't mess up again

Spoiler

yes I came back to specifically make a mockery of the staff's incompetence, I love this thread

 

[omegasaucy]

I have another sorry if it's too long

>be me
>bedrock/mcpe player who barely bothered with java since computer broke
>"damn, what server do I go to now"
>LBSG
>"what a cool pvp server, I can't wait to contribute to the community!"
>their forums got shut down, the community suddenly became uncomfortable, abusive staff
>"surely it can't be worse, right?"
>server became neglected and laggy
>frick this crap I'm out
>Try Hive Minigames
> "what a cool minigame server, I can't wait to contribute to the community!"
>their forums got purged, abusive staff, horrible community
>remember what happened to Lifeboat
>"surely it can't be worse, right?"
>speak up about the situation
>banned.mp4
>quit minecraft, nothing decent to play on anymore
>get a kickass gaming laptop
>we're so back
>alright, let's try something else
>cubecraft.jpeg
>the games are way more fun, I love the community
>"I think I found it bros"
>SIKE.mp4
>admins decided to mess up the server almost like how Lifeboat and Hive did
>suggestions neglected, community feedback team disbanded, added really crappy games and cashgrabs nobody asked for in the first place
>"they surely have their reasons, there's no way it could get wo-"
>they refuse to properly handle closet cheaters and look into player safety
>somehow closet cheaters are still around
>got banned for "not a good community member" as a reason despite working my ass off a stupid fanfic based on the server and for exposing a few closet cheaters
>a youtuber spoke about their network ban
>no evidence and proper justified reason for their ban
>last straw.mp4
>there's nothing we can do now bros, all servers suck and must therefore go through the same cycle

 

[TBroz15]

> be me
> grinding solo lucky islands once more
> new game in frog map
> quickly rush to the center without placing a single block
> super stacked as heck while 11 mobile players still stuck in their island
> "lmao balanced map"
> someone "died" in chat
> same dude teleported to the center, still alive
> tf.mp4
> attempts to kill em with a shulker sword (iron sword with sharpness 2)
> their health din't drain
> tf.mp4 2: Electric Boogaloo
> expects to have e gapple effects but no particles on him
> chases em
> try to kill
> took 0.5 hp per hit
> tf.mp4 and knuckles (featuring dante from devil may cry series)
> said dude somehow escapes ig???
> "imma report it 2 the developers"
> "crap, i dont hve obs, oh well imma take a pic"
> minecraft randomly crashes after i screen shot evidence with snipping tool
> shocked_mr_krabs_with_vine_boom_spam_and_oh_my_god_vine_sound_effect.webp
> mad asf
> "istg i wanna lower that developers wage, both from microsoft, mojang, and ccg"

> jk in the wage part, still fix it devs