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Qin Shihuangdi

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So, yes, I know I'm way behind you addicted people, but here's my 500th message, money walls stereotypes. And, as @xMegaCoolx requested I have to do a "Mega" stereotype. So, here I go.

The Noob
This is guy who blantantly runs around the map doing absolutely nothing to help the team. This is especially common on the prison map and sometimes when they DO find the generator, they just walk right in and get killed by the zombies right away. These guys usually have Alex skins.

The AFK guy
This is the guy who likes to go AFK the entire game *cough* @JustRyann *cough* while his teammates do all the work for him. Not much to say about this guy, he just doesn't do anything.

The Iron Hogger
This is the guy who likes to hog the iron generator the entire game not letting anyone else go near it, forcing everyone else to use the other generator(s). This isn't annoying to me (you'll see why later), but for most people its 4 on one generator and 1 on the other.

The Jump on Your Generator Guy
Ugh, this guy. This is the guy who likes to waste your hard work up upgrading the generators and likes to take everything he can possibly get. What's more is that you usually were in there first and are running around in circles and collecting resources in waves, while they stand there collecting every last piece. To add on, 97% of these guys don't share any of these diamonds!

The Scout
I don't really even need to explain this one. This is the guy that's the only guy left, he's got terrible gear, but a lot of food.. and scout kit. He's almost impossible to catch and food is OP af in 1.9 so he basically always has full health. (#BringBack1.8Regen)

The Tank
Ugh, these guys. The tank kit is completely useless along with swordsman (#MoneyManFTW) and then he thinks chain chestplate + pants is godly and stays in that the entire game instead of trying to get better stuff.

The Mega Guy
Well.. here ya go. I don't really know what to put here, so I'll just put something. This is the guy who likes to get the god gear with diamonds and then upgrade to god gear with emeralds. There's two problems:
1) Who wants 142 diamonds?
2) How are you supposed to get the emeralds while your gear is worse?

The Money Man
This one is me. This is the guy who gets the diamond generators up so fast you think (s)he's hacking. Sometimes, I have all three up with 8 minutes til the walls fall.

The Know-it-all
This is the guy that knows everything there is to know about the game, such as:
1) Breaking ender chests
2) Lava on Arctic
3) Pressure Plates
4) Sneaky Way to King on Volcano
5) Jumping in Generators

The King Slayer
This is the guy who rushes the king so hard, and almost always has all 3 kings killed in under 2 minutes. My record is 69 seconds. :D:cool::eek:

The One-Man Army
This is the guy that does all the work by himself, getting no help from his teammates. Here's an example:
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Um...
This is the guy who goes straight for the emeralds on prison despite only having a leather helmet o_O:p. He then gets #Rekt and drops all 112 emeralds that he was carrying. :eek:

The Shop Camper
This is the guy who likes to kill the king... and camp the shop! This is me plz don't ban.

The Campers
Ugh, these guys either camp the king or skybase, neither of which is fun to deal with. :mad: They send you plummeting to your death and 40 minutes wasted for nothing.

The Blocker
This is the guy with defender who blocks the iron gen with obsidian. He then leaves so he doesn't get reported for team griefing.

So, that's it. If you have ideas for more stereotypes, please comment down below! :)

 

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So, yes, I know I'm way behind you addicted people, but here's my 500th message, money walls stereotypes. And, as @xMegaCoolx requested I have to do a "Mega" stereotype. So, here I go.

The Noob
This is guy who blantantly runs around the map doing absolutely nothing to help the team. This is especially common on the prison map and sometimes when they DO find the generator, they just walk right in and get killed by the zombies right away. These guys usually have Alex skins.

The AFK guy
This is the guy who likes to go AFK the entire game *cough* @JustRyann *cough* while his teammates do all the work for him. Not much to say about this guy, he just doesn't do anything.

The Iron Hogger
This is the guy who likes to hog the iron generator the entire game not letting anyone else go near it, forcing everyone else to use the other generator(s). This isn't annoying to me (you'll see why later), but for most people its 4 on one generator and 1 on the other.

The Jump on Your Generator Guy
Ugh, this guy. This is the guy who likes to waste your hard work up upgrading the generators and likes to take everything he can possibly get. What's more is that you usually were in there first and are running around in circles and collecting resources in waves, while they stand there collecting every last piece. To add on, 97% of these guys don't share any of these diamonds!

The Scout
I don't really even need to explain this one. This is the guy that's the only guy left, he's got terrible gear, but a lot of food.. and scout kit. He's almost impossible to catch and food is OP af in 1.9 so he basically always has full health. (#BringBack1.8Regen)

The Tank
Ugh, these guys. The tank kit is completely useless along with swordsman (#MoneyManFTW) and then he thinks chain chestplate + pants is godly and stays in that the entire game instead of trying to get better stuff.

The Mega Guy
Well.. here ya go. I don't really know what to put here, so I'll just put something. This is the guy who likes to get the god gear with diamonds and then upgrade to god gear with emeralds. There's two problems:
1) Who wants 142 diamonds?
2) How are you supposed to get the emeralds while your gear is worse?

The Money Man
This one is me. This is the guy who gets the diamond generators up so fast you think (s)he's hacking. Sometimes, I have all three up with 8 minutes til the walls fall.

The Know-it-all
This is the guy that knows everything there is to know about the game, such as:
1) Breaking ender chests
2) Lava on Arctic
3) Pressure Plates
4) Sneaky Way to King on Volcano
5) Jumping in Generators

The King Slayer
This is the guy who rushes the king so hard, and almost always has all 3 kings killed in under 2 minutes. My record is 69 seconds. :D:cool::eek:

The One-Man Army
This is the guy that does all the work by himself, getting no help from his teammates. Here's an example:
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Um...
This is the guy who goes straight for the emeralds on prison despite only having a leather helmet o_O:p. He then gets #Rekt and drops all 112 emeralds that he was carrying. :eek:

The Shop Camper
This is the guy who likes to kill the king... and camp the shop! This is me plz don't ban.

The Campers
Ugh, these guys either camp the king or skybase, neither of which is fun to deal with. :mad: They send you plummeting to your death and 40 minutes wasted for nothing.

The Blocker
This is the guy with defender who blocks the iron gen with obsidian. He then leaves so he doesn't get reported for team griefing.

So, that's it. If you have ideas for more stereotypes, please comment down below! :)
Im a camper :D
 
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Nah JK Good work ;D and gz on 500 messages
 
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