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Punch in afterlife
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When I read the title of this thread, it sounded to me like the name of some ridiculously macho action movie.
[The scene enters, a dismal office cubicle. The man inside looks tired, weary of life.]
Narrator: Punch McManlyfist was an ordinary man, but one day, he had enough...
[Punch McManlyfist flips his office desk and throws his computer through his boss's window, then proceeds to punch down the entire office building.]
Narrator: But that wasn't enough for Punch...
[New scene. Punch McManlyfist is arm-wrestling with gorillas. He slams his opponent so hard the table beneath them breaks. The crowd goes wild, bananas float down like dollar bills.]
Narrator: Summer 2014... Our hero punches himself into the afterlife... TO PUNCH DEATH!
[Explosions, other manly things fill the screen.]
On Topic: @rubik_cube_man @Lucariatias
They should make it so you go into spectator mode like with skywars. I'd LOVE to watch my teammates as Pakratt's ghost. TEAM PAKKERBAJZ!
[The scene enters, a dismal office cubicle. The man inside looks tired, weary of life.]
Narrator: Punch McManlyfist was an ordinary man, but one day, he had enough...
[Punch McManlyfist flips his office desk and throws his computer through his boss's window, then proceeds to punch down the entire office building.]
Narrator: But that wasn't enough for Punch...
[New scene. Punch McManlyfist is arm-wrestling with gorillas. He slams his opponent so hard the table beneath them breaks. The crowd goes wild, bananas float down like dollar bills.]
Narrator: Summer 2014... Our hero punches himself into the afterlife... TO PUNCH DEATH!
[Explosions, other manly things fill the screen.]
On Topic: @rubik_cube_man @Lucariatias
They should make it so you go into spectator mode like with skywars. I'd LOVE to watch my teammates as Pakratt's ghost. TEAM PAKKERBAJZ!
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