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Terrible Joke Corner ;)

Discussion in 'Everything Else' started by Trickmaster, Jan 17, 2015.

  1. Trickmaster

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    So, in pure boredom, I wanted to make a thread for this. Basically, create jokes that are terrible (but make sense) that you made, not from the Internet. For lolz and....
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    Also, nothing offensive/vulgar please.

    Here's some I made today while swimming:

    What did the child say to his mother when he was happy about the Italian dinner she made?
    -Spa-giddy (
    oh trust me, they are all supposed to be this bad/terrible lol)

    What do you call an Earth bender who owns an apartment building?
    -The landlord

    What do you call an Italian James Bond movie?
    -Mission Im-pasta-ble

    How did the wife call her husband on the other side of the pool?
    -She got on the laneline.

    Hopefully nothing was taken in a racist manner, its all for fun, but please, stay appropriate ;)


     
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    What do endermen always lose?
    Staring contests..
     
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    What do you call a blind dinosaur?

    Doyouthinkhesawus
     
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    What did the Tree say to the man?
    Leaf me alone, I'll Bark.
     
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    You totally made that one up yourself..
     
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    TY
     
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    What do you call a group of musical monsters?
    -An Orc-hestra
     
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    What do you baked for a sheep that's hungry?
    -Baa-nana bread
     
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    Boooooooooo. Mission Impossible isn't James Bond.
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    Q: What's a sailor's favorite juice drink?
    A: Hi-C.
     
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    Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other- PIZZA!
     
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    What did the car say after a long road trip?
    -I'm tired.
     
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    I would tell you a sodium joke, but Na..

    You have to be a geek to get that one :3
     
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    Oh god, am I geek o-o
     
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    One person: Would you like to hear a Potassium joke?
    Other person: K.
     
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    Person 1: Would you like to hear an Aussie joke?
    Person 2: HA! That's golden!
     
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    If anybody understands all of these, then you're definitely a geek..

    Two chemists walk into a bar, one orders H2O and the other one asks for H2O too. The second chemist dies.

    Have you heard about the band 1023 megabyte? Of course not, they haven't had any gigs yet.

    When I heard oxygen and magnesium were dating, I was like OMg

    I would tell another periodic table joke, but all of them Argon

    One atom says "I think I've lost an electron" so the other one says "Are you sure?" And he replies "Yes, I'm positive!"

    Dear whoever stole my copy of Microsoft office, I will track you down, you have my Word.

    There are 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

    What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

    H2O too, sounds like you're saying H2O2, which is Hydrogen peroxide, which you really shouldn't drink..

    There's 1024 megabytes in a gigabyte (apart from when for reasons it's rounded up to 1,000), so 1023MB doesn't have a *gig*abyte yet..

    The symbol for Oxygen is O, and the one for Magnesium is Mg, so OMg

    Argon is an element, which also sounds like "are gone"

    When an atom loses an electron, it has a positive charge (because there's more protons (postive charge) than electrons (negative charge), making it a positive charge.)

    There's a program called "Word" in Microsoft office.. If you didn't know that then ummm...

    10 is binary for 2

    A rhetorical question is a question that's not meant to be answered.
     
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    Lol did you come up with all these?
     
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    officially a geek
     
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    Most of them are ones I heard somewhere.. Can't remember where though..
     
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    Knock knock.
    Who's There?
    Dwayne.
    Dwayne who?
    Dwayne the tub. I'm dwowning!