So, in pure boredom, I wanted to make a thread for this. Basically, create jokes that are terrible (but make sense) that you made, not from the Internet. For lolz and....
Also, nothing offensive/vulgar please.
Here's some I made today while swimming:
What did the child say to his mother when he was happy about the Italian dinner she made?
-Spa-giddy (oh trust me, they are all supposed to be this bad/terrible lol)
What do you call an Earth bender who owns an apartment building?
-The landlord
What do you call an Italian James Bond movie?
-Mission Im-pasta-ble
How did the wife call her husband on the other side of the pool?
-She got on the laneline.
Hopefully nothing was taken in a racist manner, its all for fun, but please, stay appropriate ;)
Also, nothing offensive/vulgar please.
Here's some I made today while swimming:
What did the child say to his mother when he was happy about the Italian dinner she made?
-Spa-giddy (oh trust me, they are all supposed to be this bad/terrible lol)
What do you call an Earth bender who owns an apartment building?
-The landlord
What do you call an Italian James Bond movie?
-Mission Im-pasta-ble
How did the wife call her husband on the other side of the pool?
-She got on the laneline.
Hopefully nothing was taken in a racist manner, its all for fun, but please, stay appropriate ;)