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BubbleGalore

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SPIDERS. THE WORST THING EVER.
Yesterday I was home with my whole family, and I felt something on my head. I kind of just grabbed it with my hand, and then the spider started crawling on my arms. I think I broke everyones eardrums that day...
 

SpritySpritz

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Yay story time! Here's a story for all yall hp lovers...


There once was a boy named Harry
destined to be a star
his parents were killed by Voldemort
who gave him a lightning scar

Yo Harry! You're a wizard!

Harry goes to Hogwarts
he meets Ron and Hermione
McGonagall requires he play for Gryffindor

Draco is a Daddy's boy
Quirrell becomes unemployed
The sorcerer's stone is destroyed
by Dumbledore

Ron breaks his wand
now Ginny's gone
and Harry's in Mortal danger

Tom Riddle hides his snake inside
his ginormous secret chamber

Harry blows up Aunt Marge
The dementors come and take charge
Lupin is a wolf
The rat's a man
and now the prisoner is at large

They use time travel so they can
save the prisoner of Azkaban
who just so happens to be Harry's godfather.
I don't really get it either.

Harry gets put in the Triwizard Tournament
With dragons and mermaids
Oh no; Edward Cullen gets slayed
He's back.

Harry, Harry, It's getting scary.
Voldemort's back and you are revolutionary, Harry
Dumbledore, Dumbledore,
Why is he ignoring your
constant attempts to contact him?

He is forced to leave the school
Umbridge arrives, Draco's a tool
Kids break into the Ministry
Sirius Black is dead as can be, oh

Split your soul, seven parts of a whole
they're horcruxes, it's Dumbledore's end

There once was a boy named Harry
who constantly conquered death.
But in one final duel between good and bad
He may take his final breath
FYI this was the most likes I got on 1 post :D
 
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Breakfast for Dinner Club HQ
One time I had to go out to the barn at like 1 in the morning because the chickens were making a ton of noise and my dad thought it was a fox, so I'm stumbling around in the dark with a flashlight thinking I'm gonna get eaten (I was like 10 at the time.) I get in the barn and find a homeless man cuddling with our goats. Before I have a moment to go "OMGWTFBBQPIZZA", a chicken jumps down from the ceiling rafters and lands on my head, knocking me over onto the ground. The flashlight I was holding flies across the barn, breaks, and darkness washes over everything. So now I'm on the ground, scared, confused, in the dark and with some poultry-cuddling hobo. Needless to say, I FLEW outta there, told my dad, and we called the cops. As it turns out, the hobo was actually our town mayor and he was cracked out on meth. He was no longer our mayor afterwards.
 
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One time I had to go out to the barn at like 1 in the morning because the chickens were making a ton of noise and my dad thought it was a fox, so I'm stumbling around in the dark with a flashlight thinking I'm gonna get eaten (I was like 10 at the time.) I get in the barn and find a homeless man cuddling with our goats. Before I have a moment to go "OMGWTFBBQPIZZA", a chicken jumps down from the ceiling rafters and lands on my head, knocking me over onto the ground. The flashlight I was holding flies across the barn, breaks, and darkness washes over everything. So now I'm on the ground, scared, confused, in the dark and with some poultry-cuddling hobo. Needless to say, I FLEW outta there, told my dad, and we called the cops. As it turns out, the hobo was actually our town mayor and he was cracked out on meth. He was no longer our mayor afterwards.
LOL nice job! ^~^
 
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