have you ever dreamed of joining the illuminati? Well you're in luck cuz ima teach you how babes 1. Show your devotion to the society, make the rest of the members know that you would do anything to become a member. 2. Sell your soul to the devil, this can be done via Facebook and/or Instagram 3. You will have to prove that you know how to do a sacrifice illuminati style, this can be done by simply having experience as a ninja 4. You will now receive an invite to our headquarters - be sure to come alone. You cannot risk anyone else finding our headquarters You are now a member of the illuminati Remember to sacrifice daily!