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How to join The Illuminati

Discussion in 'Everything Else' started by The Illuminati, Sep 13, 2015.

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will you join?

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  1. The Illuminati

    The Illuminati Member

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    have you ever dreamed of joining the illuminati? Well you're in luck cuz ima teach you how babes

    1. Show your devotion to the society, make the rest of the members know that you would do anything to become a member.
    2. Sell your soul to the devil, this can be done via Facebook and/or Instagram
    3. You will have to prove that you know how to do a sacrifice illuminati style, this can be done by simply having experience as a ninja
    4. You will now receive an invite to our headquarters - be sure to come alone. You cannot risk anyone else finding our headquarters

    You are now a member of the illuminati





    Remember to sacrifice daily! :D
     
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  4. The Illuminati

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    Remember to vote bb
     
  5. The Illuminati

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    And chu boi
     
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    Slight problem with the illuminati...it ended in 1785, therefore this is not the real illuminati, it is a hoax and knock off, therefore I vote for this thread to be closed :p
     
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    i joined. the goat illuminati rituals r great
     
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    May I become a member of the Doritos empire?
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    :eek: :cool::eek::cool::eek::cool:
     
  9. The Illuminati

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    of course bb ;)
     
  10. ImABubbleHead

    ImABubbleHead Sr. Mod Staff Member Sr. Moderator

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    I'd rather not.
     
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  11. The Illuminati

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    You know you want to ;)
     
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    You're outnumbered.
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    Choose wisely, or this may be the last decision you ever make.
     
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    Thank you @superxsnap for your commitment
     
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