Forums Game: If you Give a Turtle some Noodles

[Younisco]

If you give a turtle a fish, he will eat it.

You dun goofed Seth..

 

[SevereWarning]

You dun goofed Seth..

High quality goofing

 

[Deleted member 8554]

If he eats the fish, he realized he didn't cook it and he spits it out.

 

[Noodles77]

If he spits it out he'll realize he needs manners and will want to visit the queen.

 

[Tacosbefriends]

If he spits it out he'll realize he needs manners and will want to visit the queen.

If he wants to visit the Queen, he will ask to go shopping for new clothes to meet her in.

 

[Titanic27]

If he goes shopping for new clothes he will also want to go shop for groceries

 

[MCTravelerMC]

If he goes shopping for groceries, he will want to buy some dragon fruit to turn into a dragon :3

 

[TlmeLord]

If he turns into a dragon, he will spit fire all over the world
(muhaehaeha!)

 

[PartyBlaze]

If the turtle spits fire all over the world, he wants to get water to extinguish all other turtles.

 

[MCTravelerMC]

If he wants to extinguish all the other turtles, he will have to find them all

 

[MayaPapaya_]

If he'll want to dominate Saturn, then he needs to find a way to get there


( @Turtle )

lol why did u tag me in that xD

 

[MayaPapaya_]

Uhm. If you give Maya a turtle, she is burst of happiness...? xD (Turtle or Cookie either works lol)

 

[Pingu_]

lol why did u tag me in that xD

cause it is about a turtle

 

[Story]

Uhm. If you give Maya a turtle, she is burst of happiness...? xD (Turtle or Cookie either works lol)

If he bursts into happiness, he'll need some friends too. (?)

 

[marlutin]

If he gets friends, he won't be a forever alone anymore, or as its scientific name forevius aloneius (fohr-evius ah-loun-ius)

 

[Pingu_]

If he gets friends, he won't be a forever alone anymore, or as its scientific name forevius aloneius (fohr-evius ah-loun-ius)

But he needs a way to make friends, so he resorts to comedy

 

[Noodles77]

You guys don't seem to understand the concept of what you are supposed to say.
here's some rubrics:
if he wants / needs something, he'll want/ need something else.
if you give a turtle something, he'll want / need something else.
HERE ARE THE GOOD EXAMPLES.

If you give him fingers and thumbs, he'll want to dominate the earth.

If you give a turtle YouTube, he'll want to cover his eyes.

If he needs to buy a GPS, he needs to do some research on the best one.

The game got a little sidetracked so let's restart from here.

If he wants to extinguish all the other turtles, he will have to find them all

If he wants to find them all, he'll need to become BatTurtle and use his super turtle sonar machine to locate all turtles in the world.

 

[PinkStr3ak]

If he needs to become BatTurtle, he'll want a Turtlemobile to look cool.

 

[TlmeLord]

If he'll want a turtlemobile to look cool, he'll need cool glasses.

 

[TNR_Mr_MYU]

If he needs cool glasses, he'll need to find a store.