Forums Game: If you Give a Turtle some Noodles

[Noodles77]

If any of you have read the books If you Give a Mouse a Cookie or If you Give a Moose a Muffin, you'll easily understand this game. For those who haven't read the books, the idea is to have a simple task, and then get sidetracked over and over and over again. Here's an example:

Player 1: If you give a mouse a cookie, he'll want a glass of milk to go with it.
Player 2: If you give a mouse a glass of milk, he'll get tired and want to take a nap.
Player 3: If you give a mouse a nap, he'll want some new pajamas.
Player 4: If you give a mouse some new pajamas, he'll want to go to the store and buy new blankets as well.

And so on. Try not to repeat or get stuck in a situation.
The rules are just like all other forums games; don't comment twice in a row and keep it clean. ;)

I'll start.

If you give a turtle some noodles, he'll want some chopsticks to help him eat.
Your turn!

 

[MCTravelerMC]

If you give him chopsticks to eat, he won't be able to use them without any fingers or thumbs

 

[PinkStr3ak]

If you give him fingers and thumbs, he'll want to dominate the earth.

 

[MCTravelerMC]

If he dominates the Earth, then he'll want to dominate Saturn too

 

[Pingu_]

If he'll want to dominate Saturn, then he needs to find a way to get there


( @Turtle )

 

[MCTravelerMC]

If he needs to find a way to get there then he'll need to use his fingers and thumbs to search Google

 

[Noodles77]

If you give a turtle Google, he'll want to discover Youtube.

 

[PartyBlaze]

If you give a turtle YouTube, he'll want to cover his eyes.

 

[Noodles77]

he'll want to dominate the earth.

he'll want to dominate Saturn too

If you give a turtle YouTube, he'll want to cover his eyes.

If he wants to cover his eyes, he'll want to get off his computer and go outside.

 

[MCTravelerMC]

If he goes outside, he'll realise he has agoraphobia

 

[MCTravelerMC]

If he goes outside, he'll realise he has agoraphobia

He'll want to go and find meet his friends***

 

[Noodles77]

If he wants to go and meet his friends, he'll want to get some swaggy-saggy pants from Target.

 

[MCTravelerMC]

I've never heard of Target :(
To buy some swaggy-swaggy pants from Target, he'll need some money to buy them

 

[Noodles77]

If he wants some money to buy some pants, he'll need to sell his organs.

No, he's not selling his kidneys.

 

[MCTravelerMC]

He sells his organs for money but needs to find a way to travel to Target

 

[marlutin]

If he finds a way to travel to target, he'll have to buy a gps

 

[Younisco]

If he needs to buy a GPS, he needs to do some research on the best one.

 

[Story]

If he needs to buy a GPS, he needs to do some research on the best one.

If he needs to research for the best ones, he'll need to look up ebay first.

 

[Deleted member 15612]

If he needs to research for the best ones, he'll need to look up ebay first.

If he looks ebay, he'll not found anything good for now, so he is going to a shop

 

[SevereWarning]

If you give a turtle a fish, he will eat it.