Oh, that's it? Well I don't own a Subway, I own ALL the Subways. As in the world, so I profit off of that in the millions. Not to mention I also own McDonalds and every other major food franchise, including Auntie Annies for their delicious cinnamon pretzels :) Oh, and my butler, he can do anything' he's the best professional chef in the world, also an entertainer, he cleans, and anything else you can think of. Not to mention he works for free and he does it willingly as we give him a free suite in my mansion. Whoops, sorry I meant mansions. Quadruple floors for each one, and more than 10 rooms on each floor. Oh, and I can't get lost either because I can ask my voice-activated computer system where it is, anywhere in the house. While i watch the movie in my plush bed, I have a bed messager so I can feel comfortable after the movie. Oh, and my butler will serve me food whenever I ask. When. I want to leave, the TV detects it through movement so I don't even have to say a word.
Oh, parties? House parties are overrated. I just take my instantaneous teleporter to the Plaza Hotel, where we trash the place. For free. And if my friends can't go, i give them a free teleporter. Cuz why not? They're free, after all, to me. Not to mention I have a team of doctors and engineers that have already cured cancer and many other world problems.