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Forum Game: I'm Better than You

Discussion in 'Media' started by Tacosbefriends, Aug 13, 2014.

  1. Tacosbefriends

    Tacosbefriends Admin Staff Member Administrator

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    Rules are simple. I say something, you say something more impressive, etc etc forever and ever until it gets too silly.

    Ex.
    >I have a chocolate bar.
    >Yeah, well I have 2 chocolate bars.
    >That ain't no thang! I have an entire bag of chocolate.
    >Pfft. Wannabes. I have chocolate AND bacon.
    >GET ON MY LEVEL! I have a bacon factory!

    Ok, let's begin!:
    I just made a tasty sammich.
     
  2. Trickmaster

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    Well I just made a tastier sandwich.
     
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    Well I have a really tasty sandwich and a coke.
     
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    Not to go off- topic, but, WHY BACON? Poor piggies! And you didn't say turkey bacon, so it's just normal, disgusting, bacon made from pigs.
     
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    We tell people it's real bacon because everyone complains about turkey bacon. ;)
     
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    Annnnywwway, I have a delicious sandwich, a coke, and french fries+onion rings.
     
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    But did you know that bacon will kill you with its high sodium levels and that it actually means "Cruelty to pigs"?
     
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    Back on topic, I'll have a nice delicious sandwich with Diet Dr. Pepper, French Fries, Onion Rings, and a Milkshake.
     
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    You're kidding me. *googles it* I can't find any source for that but alrighty.

    On Topic: I'm trading in my sandwich for a 1-foot submarine sandwich and my coke for a milkshake. I'm gonna eat it while watching my favorite movie on a very comfy couch in a perfectly air conditioned room.
     
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    I'll have a (instead of sandwich) pizza slice prepared by the best chef in the world, a glass from Harry Potter that fills up with whatever drink I ask it to (including milkshakes and slushies), French Fries baked to perfection, and Onion Rings (luv em), all while I was hungry, making the meal taste even better, as I watch my favorite movie in a voice-activated air-conditioned room on a bed lying down where the TV is flat with the roof so I don't want to sit up. Not to mention my butler is standing by my side, ready to do my bidding.
     
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    Pft. I own subway, get any sandwich I want to my order.. brought up to my custom decorated bedroom, includes a hot tub in the corner, mood lights, surround sound for when I party.. I do this a lot;D And watch TV on my huge flat screen 3D TV.. oh and someone to clean for me.. Get on my level :)
     
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    ... I have a life :)3)
     
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    Oh, that's it? Well I don't own a Subway, I own ALL the Subways. As in the world, so I profit off of that in the millions. Not to mention I also own McDonalds and every other major food franchise, including Auntie Annies for their delicious cinnamon pretzels :) Oh, and my butler, he can do anything' he's the best professional chef in the world, also an entertainer, he cleans, and anything else you can think of. Not to mention he works for free and he does it willingly as we give him a free suite in my mansion. Whoops, sorry I meant mansions. Quadruple floors for each one, and more than 10 rooms on each floor. Oh, and I can't get lost either because I can ask my voice-activated computer system where it is, anywhere in the house. While i watch the movie in my plush bed, I have a bed messager so I can feel comfortable after the movie. Oh, and my butler will serve me food whenever I ask. When. I want to leave, the TV detects it through movement so I don't even have to say a word.

    Oh, parties? House parties are overrated. I just take my instantaneous teleporter to the Plaza Hotel, where we trash the place. For free. And if my friends can't go, i give them a free teleporter. Cuz why not? They're free, after all, to me. Not to mention I have a team of doctors and engineers that have already cured cancer and many other world problems.
     
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    Owning Half-Life and Half-Life 2 doesn't make a life. :p

    I own the country you live in and I'm foreclosing on your sweet mansion house. I'm also Batman.
     
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    Lel wat it was suppose to be a ( :3 )
     
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    Here's a twist. I don't live in a country. I live in my own place called Trick-land. It is not a country, nor a continent. It is it's own type of region. Can't be bought, nor transferred. Talk to my lawyers who will never lose a case :) Oh, and I killed Batman btw.
     
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    Batman's a fan favorite among superheroes, so he only stays dead for an issue or two. That's right; I'm immortal, sucka! I also got the Justice League to declare war on Trick-land. I also copyrighted baked potatoes, so I'm suing you with your own lawyers.
     
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    Problem is, the creator of the issues is dead, and I just got all the leaders of the world to create a law that new Batman issues can no longer be created. In fact, if you even try to make one, policemen will instantly shoot you. So, there are no more issues for you to come alive in >:D Trick-land is allied with the gods, every god in existence, not to mention Titans also, in other words, when Thor throws his lightning hammer, Zeus will laugh and smite him into dust. Oh, and you can't copyright my Baked Potatoes ;)
     
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    I forgot to say, I declared tacos a threat to mankind and the gods just made them poof out of existence. And you can no longer make them or they will disappear instantly :)
     
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    Well i am secretly the goddess of cats and i have "poofed" tacos back into ladykind and have made tacos and cats and dinosaurs immortal while the pigs chickens humans dogs have been transported to a different planet with a protected forcefield that cannot be broken.
    GET ON MY LEVEL
     
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