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Dreadful Helper Applications!

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by Nikoshka, May 4, 2016.

  1. Nikoshka

    Nikoshka Mod Staff Member Moderator

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    Gimme your worst / funniest ever helper app using this format:

    Current In Game Name:
    Previous IGN's:
    Timezone:
    Age:
    Languages:
    TeamSpeak:
    Online time:
    Previous punishments:
    Staff experience:
    You being helper:
    Difference:
    Other information we should know:

    For example ;):

    Current In Game Name: Haxer
    Previous IGN's: ILoveHackingCubecraft
    Timezone: GMT - 221
    Age: 1 Month old
    Languages: American
    TeamSpeak: Nuuuu
    Online time: 1 Second per year
    Previous punishments: I have been banned for haxing
    Staff experience: I was a mod on a singleplayer world
    You being helper: I wanna be helper so I can rek people
    Difference: I WANNA BAN PEOPLE
    Other information we should know: Get rekt
     
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  2. HarryVanSunweb

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    Current In Game Name: coolboy1234567
    Previous IGN's: supercoolboy123
    Timezone: What is that?
    Age: 10 but I'm almost eleven so old enough
    Languages: Dutch
    TeamSpeak: Daddy and Mommy said I was not allowed to download this.
    Online time: I am only allowed to game 30 minutes a day.
    Previous punishments: I hacked one time, but it was not me. It was my friend who asked me if he could borrow my account.
    Staff experience: I've been Admin on Hypixel, Moderator on Mineplex. I often develop plug-ins for HiveMC in my spare time.
    You being helper: Than I'm the coolest guy on CubeCraft.
    Difference: One more person in your staff team.
    Other information we should know: I know every staff member very well. I often go to their houses to play MC with them. They are my best friends.
    They all know me
     
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  3. Nikoshka

    Nikoshka Mod Staff Member Moderator

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    Nice 1 :D
     
  4. Mikhail Gorbachev

    Mikhail Gorbachev Member

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    Current In Game Name: DuckHacker69
    Previous IGNs: xMegaDuckHacksx
    Timezone: GMT - 69
    Age: 69
    Languages: Duck, Sex
    TeamSpeak: Quack!
    Online Time: 69 days, 69 hours, 69 minutes, 69 seconds, and 69 milliseconds a year.
    Previous punishments: Spamming 69 in Skywars Lobby 69
    Staff experience: I was 69 on server 69.
    You being helper: 666
    Diffenrece: None
    Other information we should know: .
    @xMegaCoolx @hgbf @Stefanvld
     
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  5. hgbf

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    Current In Game Name: rubick_kube_mann
    Previous IGN's: wHAT IS IGN?
    Timezone: ?
    Age: 8
    Languages: eNGLICSH
    TeamSpeak: sPEAK IN TEAM?
    Online time: 30 mINUETS
    Previous punishments: bANNED fOR sPEED hACKS
    Staff experience: nO
    You being helper: i WANT TO BANN MY FRINDS
    Difference: iM YOUGN
    Other information we should know: i AM GOOD!1
     
  6. FapQueen

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    Current In Game Name: Jimmyboy2008
    Previous IGN's: JimmyFredericks2008
    Timezone: 3:00 pm
    Age: Enuff
    Languages: English duh
    TeamSpeak: My mom won't let me
    Online time: After my homework
    Previous punishments: Told my mom f off
    Staff experience: Co-Owner on my best friends LAN Server
    You being helper: Good
    Difference: Bad
    Other information we should know: I live at 78 north coconut lane in the town of Curveville in NY. I am old enough to be helper even tho im not old enough for nut hair. Sorry I'm only Eight and haven't hit puberty :(
     
  7. Swordgamer455

    Swordgamer455 Member

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    Current In Game Name: Swordgamer455
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    Timezone: 3:00 pm
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    TeamSpeak: Yes I have teamspeak 3
    Online time: 3:00pm-10:00pm
    Previous punishments: Bannedfrom servers because of a compromised account.Servers that I gt banned from-Mineplex and Hypixel
    Staff experience: Builder rank on BakeryCraft
    You being helper:Good
    Difference: Bad
    Other information we should know: I am 17 and I mostly play on cubecraft because of the new games that recently came out.I am old enough to become a helper (I think) and I would be excellent helper if I was one.I live in Sutton and I am very respectful. By the way I am a legit pvp master :)
     
  8. AjFanta

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    Current InGameName: Xx_x_PvPMaster_x_xX
    Previous InGame Names: 99FireBlazerz99 KoolBoy55 KickBackGamer LegitPvPMasyter
    Timezone: 2 AM
    Age: 12 and half
    Languages: English and a bit of a mazter @ freench to umpress the gurls
    Teamspeak: I cant talk after scool cuz me mum sayz Icant have itt butt itss downloaded
    OnLine Teim: My mum onle lets mee play on weekendz bt I cann sneek onine
    Previous Punishments: I gott banneed frum Mineplz for haxxing but I wus just tooh god they thogt I had haxxs but I dnt uuse Kill aurua or somthin
    Staff Exprience: I gut me mom's credit crd and bught rnks on my frends aternos server
    U being Halper: Swaggy and Pvp Amaze
    Diffrnce: notin Im 110% legitnz
    Other stuffz u guyz shuld know: My fav colr is pvp and ierm legit measter BajanCandan fite me m9
     
  9. SrPapitahMc

    SrPapitahMc Member

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    Current In Game Name: XXXsuperHackerLOLomgxDDDDDDDXXX
    Previous IGN's: xxxxxxxxxxxxsupermegahackerlololololololololollxxxxxxxxx
    Timezone: 4AM
    Age: 2
    Languages: I dont know what languages i speak :v
    TeamSpeak: IAmAHackerLOL
    Online time: 20 mili seconds
    Previous punishments: I have been banned for Killaura , AntiknockBack ,Aimbot, Click aura and for use more that 9999999 hacked clients
    Staff experience: I am the owner of all the servers in the world , except Cubecraft
    You being helper: Helper NEVER , i said OWNER
    Difference: What does this mean?
    Other information we should know: I´ll ban all the players that kill me , because i have to be the most pro in all Cubecraft

    Hope you to select me like Staff , Thank You :33
     
  10. Nikoshka

    Nikoshka Mod Staff Member Moderator

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    bump c;
     
  11. DeedsDaDog

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    Revive because this looks fun and i was looking on the forums for some interesting stuff.
     
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  12. DeedsDaDog

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    Current IGN: ur_mom
    Previous IGN's: ur_dad, UltraMegaHaxor, lol_noobz_r_ez
    Timezone: 3 AM
    Age: 3
    Languages: Englihs nederlnds espnol
    TeamSpeak: ts.nooooooooooooobs.net
    Online time: 3 AM- 3:01 AM
    Previous Punishments: Swearing, Flying, Spammmmmmmmmmmmming, killaura, xray, staff impersonation, bhop/ speed
    Staff Experience: line leader,
    You Being Helper: i would ban all non haxors
    Difference: illuminati
    Other information we should know:
    I am god haxor i will rek ez noobs cats scratch people i am the most popular kid in ballet class i love to dance i can rap i go potty i am 3 yrs old i am typer on pc i am an og i am boxer i have xbox i have ps4 i have fun i have bread i need help
     
  13. Hex4Nova

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    I already exceeded the Minecraft universal username limit. Crap.
     
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  14. DanDaDino

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    Timezone: it is 8:08
    Age: Mommy says I can't tell strange people that I am 7 years old.
    Languages: gobbledegook
    TeamSpeak: um, what is dis
    Online time: I fink somewhere between 8:00 and 8:30
    Previous punishemnts: I haven't been on the server so I haven't been banned
    Staff experience: owner on my single player world
    Why shou,d be helper? Cos I want to. Mummy says I deserve anything in the world.
    Difference: I have cookies
    Other info: I would ban hackers (they're the guys who win, right) and ban everyone else in the game so I can win. I would be good.
     
  15. jollow250

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    What Game? Oh Battlefield I am xx_CutenessToDeath_xx
    IGN... wait IGN rated this me 10/10 YES my life goal is completed
    Does the Jupiter have timezones?
    Duh I am -16 years old. What did you think I was 14? ha you're funny
    Wow You are so rude, I KNOW I CAN'T PHYSICALLY SPEAK YOU DON'T HAVE TO RUB IT IN
    I don't use TeamSpeak instead I use a much more secure site that my friends and I made
    here you can try it (If it asks you to log into your bank account just ignore that it is just a glitch) Here is the link...
    Why would you care
    are you going to be stalking me or something? Jeez get away
    Yeah I am currently banned permanently for hacking (because I was and I can't appeal anymore)
    I also hacked the pentagon
    Yes I have staff experience
    I was a worker an Mc Donald's
    however I was fired due to the fact I spilled someone's coffee on the cash register
    exactwy II whant too bee An telper becuase Im gud @ Inglash
    The Difference About Me Is I Have Learned exactly how most staff members act so I am perfect
    I am drunk
     
  16. RayzMC

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    Current In Game Name: Noobslayer
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    Timezone: 10 o clock
    Age: 1 day old
    Languages: Everything
    TeamSpeak: I am speaking with my team
    Online time: 0.2675 seconds a month
    Previous punishments: banned for not knowing how to craft a crafting table
    Staff experience: I am the owner of my dirt house server
    You being helper: Cz why not?
    Difference: i slay
    Other information we should know: why would you care?
     
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