Corrupted Wish Game.

[ThatOnePeanutGuy]

Wish granted, but your hands rip of while hanging

I wish I could eat walnuts. (I can't because I have braces)

Wish granted, but I've already conquered all the walnuts.

I wish I had my hands back...

 

[ModernRevolution]

Granted, but your feet are taken away instead.
I wish I could eat an apple without having to chop it up first.

 

[ThatOnePeanutGuy]

Wish granted, but now you are allergic to apples.

I wish I had robotic feet. (Walking is something I might have difficulty losing. I dont wanna grow fat :( )

 

[ModernRevolution]

Granted, but you are now unable to walk.
I wish it was the holidays now

 

[ThatOnePeanutGuy]

I'll crawl! You can't stop me!!!

Granted, but school is starting back up next week >:D

I wish I had a talking hippopotamegamonkey.

 

[ModernRevolution]

Granted, but your hippopotamegamonkey won't stop talking.
I wish I could re-live the past week of my life it was that amazing.

 

[Sophie]

Granted, but your hippopotamegamonkey won't stop talking.
I wish I could re-live the past week of my life it was that amazing.

Granted, but aimee re-lives it too, stalks you and robs you. I wish my cat would stop trying to get into the toaster >.<

 

[ThatOnePeanutGuy]

Granted, but aimee re-lives it too, stalks you and robs you. I wish my cat would stop trying to get into the toaster >.<

Granted, but it climbs into the microwave instead.

I wish I was Chuck Norris.

 

[Sophie]

Granted, but it climbs into the microwave instead.

I wish I was Chuck Norris.

Granted, but suddenly you get hit by a bus at 4:02 am because you were drunk and you had just eaten a lizard for a $39.57 bet. i wish my cat wasn't suicidal

 

[gedas001]

Granted, but suddenly you get hit by a bus at 4:02 am because you were drunk and you had just eaten a lizard for a $39.57 bet. i wish my cat wasn't suicidal

Granted, but it died from very old age. I wish that my wish wouldn't be corrupted.

 

[ThatOnePeanutGuy]

Granted, but suddenly you get hit by a bus at 4:02 am because you were drunk and you had just eaten a lizard for a $39.57 bet. i wish my cat wasn't suicidal

I wasn't hit by the bus. I hit the bus. I wasn't drunk, my beer was drunk. That wasn't just any lizard, that was Godzilla. I'm Chuck Norris remember?

 

[ThatOnePeanutGuy]

Granted, but it died from very old age. I wish that my wish would be corrupted.

Granted, but its words are twisted instead. :P

 

[Sophie]

Granted, but its words are twisted instead. :p

As no wish was asked for, i shall make a new one. I wish i was a butterfly.

 

[ThatOnePeanutGuy]

As no wish was asked for, i shall make a new one. I wish i was a butterfly.

Wish granted. You get smashed.

I have no wish, because I am now Chuck Norris.

 

[Sophie]

Wish granted. You get smashed.

I have no wish, because I am now Chuck Norris.

umm... granted? But you get a shotgun in the face, and your mask falls off. *gasps* It was peanut all along!
peanut: and i would've gotten away with it, if it wasn't for you meddling kids!
I wish for a donkey <3

 

[Aimee2323]

Granted, but it dies.

I wish for a purple unicorn.

 

[Aimee2323]

I wish I could eat walnuts. (I can't because I have braces)

I just ate everything in the list they gave me saying what not to eat #rebel.

Getting my braces of next/next next month though, so that's good..

 

[Sophie]

Granted, but it dies.

I wish for a purple unicorn.

Granted, but it swallows a bomb and nukes your phone. I wish i had a new laptop. Just disconnected in KITPVP.. crashed for 12 minutes, had to take the battery out of the laptop -.-

 

[Aimee2323]

Granted, but it swallows a bomb and nukes your phone. I wish i had a new laptop. Just disconnected in KITPVP.. crashed for 12 minutes, had to take the battery out of the laptop -.-

Granted, but it's worse that your current one. I wish I was at home and on minecraft.

 

[ThatOnePeanutGuy]

Granted, but it swallows a bomb and nukes your phone. I wish i had a new laptop. Just disconnected in KITPVP.. crashed for 12 minutes, had to take the battery out of the laptop -.-

Wish granted. Congratulations! Your laptop runs on windows 93!

I wish for a Scooby snack...