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WARNING: PLEASE READ THE WHOLE POST BEFORE REPORTING....
WARNING: LANGUAGE! AND OFFENCIVE!

So I WANT 1.8 Back because 1.8 is 'Cool...'
I'm a 2 Year old so I and I cant wait 3 seconds till hitting again...
Also Jittercliking is awesome..
Alsu I kant spik ingish becos in 2...
The few first sentences were written by my Parents...

Why Am I'm doing this...?
Nvm...
Anyway I want to say Thank You Cubecraft! (Also this is my 2000 Messages Special)
So eh....
Welcome to the Cubecraft Rant!

The Community:

So eh I wont talk the good part of the Community (Forums) because I <3 them
Lets get started...
First we have Hackers... Everyone Love Hackers and even more if they Cant Hack... or have Bunny Hops/Fly/Reach/Killaura/Anti Knockback and Speed...
Still love you though... But what if the Hacker is a Emerald and he gets Reported... And after hes banned he wants his Money back from Emerald rank!
That man deserves a Cookie congrats you just reached Highest level of Stupidity...
Anyway we have Annoying players (TryHards/Runners/Cleaners/Campers etc..)
Well they're adorable how could you hate someone like them?
After you kill them you have that feeling of ''Yes finally... Hes Dead! Finally! Yes... BURN BABY BURN!!!!''
So eh.. yeah good and lovely players... Except if they make a Damm Castle made of Obsidian! OBSIDIAN!
If that happens you know... you know... That they... Also love you very very much....
We also have the 8 year olds.... They just swear and use Hacks... (PERFECT) (Not all of them)
By the way Enjoy Mute kids :p

The Staff:
So we have Helpers, Moderators, Sarcasm Queens, Senior Moderators, Admins, Hoe Jenrys and Owners
They're very lovely.. Nothing else...
Except for Hoe Jenry he should do Engeland got Talent or something...
#HoeJenryForHelper

The Games:
So if you ever played Cubecraft you would know that Every thing is Under Maintenance and that Every thing is Coming Soon™
''That means that we have nothing else to play Except Assassination... Oh wait ASSASSINATION IS FULL WITH HACKER!
Anyway we still have other things to do like EggWars or MinerWare... But after a while it gets boring :/
So what could we do? I know lets play Faction ''Under Maintenance'' Skyblock? ''Under Maintenance'' Creative ;-; ''Under Maintenance'' ... I know lets do Parkou....
''Under Maintenance'' -.-
What can we do... I know lets suggest a New game...
By suggesting a new game and getting it accepted will mean that FreeBuild and other games will be more time ''Under Maintenance'' ... Nvm then...''
And this is how Cubecraft works... Still <3 you though...

Justice:
Cubecraft is well know for its fast reply of Staff when help is needed.................................
Unless our AntiHackers.exe is on Vacation...
#PrayForStefansReturn!
+1 Alert @Stefanvld ;)
Anyway it takes atleast 1 day... 1 Month... 1 Year till Staff replies to a Report...
Never seen someone so fast in my Life...
Cubecraft Quality the best there is ;)
Anyway... They actually work pretty hard to keep up with reports so I wont make a lot of Jokes about this!

So eh.. This was the Cubecraft Rant...
And if you liked it like this post and ill get 1 XP next game you play ;) NO SCAM (JK)
Anyways jokes a side
Thanks for reading Guys
Cubecraft is such a good Server with Hard working Staff, Nice Games and A lovely Community and last Half Year was so much fun and great..
That why I have to thank you all!
Well Have a nice day
and eh... THIS WAS A CLICKBAIT :p
Chalas!
 

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