Bad/Cheesy Jokes! - Game

[BlitzPlayzMc_2.0]

This is a game where someone makes a joke, and you have to continue

E.g P.1 "Why did the chicken cross the road, to play crossy road."

P.2 "But then the chicken died and turned into flappy bird"

P.3 "Then the bird rages and explodes into bacon... Somehow?"

So Ill start then someone copies:

Did you hear about the house that had 1,000,000,000,000 on its roof, yeah, I head it fell through.

 

[Sophie]

I know a real cheesy joke ;)
What do you call a cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese

 

[Ekzos]

I know a real cheesy joke ;)
What do you call a cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese

Nachos? Why not Tacos?

 

[SevereWarning]

I know a real cheesy joke ;)
What do you call a cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese

What is round, can roll, and gets worn out from all the turning is has come through..

Spoiler: Answer

A cheese wheel

Guess before you click the spoiler ;)

 

[Aimee2323]

Nachos? Why not Tacos?

Nachos sounds like not yours

I can think of a cheesy joke, but I wheel eventually


There's milk in cheese, but they kept finding it hard to get the milk.. Why? Because it's pasteurised before you drink it

 

[svennieboy777]

A not funny joke:
Why are pirates pirates?


Answer:
Because they arrrrr.

 

[Malcolm_]

*Insert cheesy joke here* ._.

 

[ImABubbleHead]

I got a joke.

My life.

 

[Efcluke94]

What's a cows favourite type of cake?

A @Moooofin

 

[Stefanvld]

I got a joke.

My face.

 

[Exlipse_]

What is an astronaut's favourite place on a computer?

The space bar.

 

[Tacosbefriends]

What has four wheels, no feathers, and can fly?

A bat. I lied about the wheels.

 

[Sophie]

What has four wheels, no feathers, and can fly?

A bat. I lied about the wheels.

lol what? xd

 

[Ekzos]

2 drunk guys are talking...
-Is that the sun or the moon?
-Don't know, I don't live here

 

[PartyBlaze]

What's yellow, round, bouncy, about the size of your fist (well, mine) and not a tennis ball?

Secretly it's a tennis ball.

 

[Deleted member 15612]

I got a joke.

SB will be back in 30 minutes.
/cri

 

[SevereWarning]

Here's another cheesy joke

It's a Polish joke


What sound does popcorn usually make when popping?
Kraków

 

[Titanic27]

Whats the difference between a pot of glue, a piano and a can of tuna?

You can tuna piano but u can't piano a tuna

 

[Sophie]

Whats the difference between a pot of glue, a piano and a can of tuna?

You can tuna piano but u can't piano a tuna

:O I get it! xd
where does the glue come into this though? O.o

 

[Titanic27]

:O I get it! xd
where does the glue come into this though? o_O

I knew you would get stuck there