Bad/Cheesy Jokes! - Game

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  1. BlitzPlayzMc_2.0

    BlitzPlayzMc_2.0 Member

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    This is a game where someone makes a joke, and you have to continue

    E.g P.1 "Why did the chicken cross the road, to play crossy road."

    P.2 "But then the chicken died and turned into flappy bird"

    P.3 "Then the bird rages and explodes into bacon... Somehow?"

    So Ill start then someone copies:

    Did you hear about the house that had 1,000,000,000,000 on its roof, yeah, I head it fell through.
     
  2. Sophie

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    I know a real cheesy joke ;)
    What do you call a cheese that isn't yours?
    Nacho cheese
     
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  3. Ekzos

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    Nachos? Why not Tacos?
     
  4. SevereWarning

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    What is round, can roll, and gets worn out from all the turning is has come through..
    A cheese wheel
    Guess before you click the spoiler ;)
     
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  5. Aimee2323

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    Nachos sounds like not yours

    I can think of a cheesy joke, but I wheel eventually


    There's milk in cheese, but they kept finding it hard to get the milk.. Why? Because it's pasteurised before you drink it
     
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  6. svennieboy777

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    A not funny joke:
    Why are pirates pirates?


    Answer:
    Because they arrrrr.
     
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  7. Malcolm_

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    *Insert cheesy joke here* ._.
     
  8. ImABubbleHead

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    I got a joke.

    My life.
     
  9. Efcluke94

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    What's a cows favourite type of cake?

    A @Moooofin
     
  10. Stefanvld

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    I got a joke.

    My face.
     
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    What is an astronaut's favourite place on a computer?

    The space bar.
     
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    What has four wheels, no feathers, and can fly?

    A bat. I lied about the wheels.
     
  13. Sophie

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    lol what? xd
     
  14. Ekzos

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    2 drunk guys are talking...
    -Is that the sun or the moon?
    -Don't know, I don't live here
     
  15. PartyBlaze

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    What's yellow, round, bouncy, about the size of your fist (well, mine) and not a tennis ball?

    Secretly it's a tennis ball.
     
  16. SamueLogic

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    I got a joke.

    SB will be back in 30 minutes.
    /cri
     
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  17. SevereWarning

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    Here's another cheesy joke

    It's a Polish joke


    What sound does popcorn usually make when popping?
    Kraków
     
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    Whats the difference between a pot of glue, a piano and a can of tuna?

    You can tuna piano but u can't piano a tuna
     
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  19. Sophie

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    :O I get it! xd
    where does the glue come into this though? o_O
     
  20. Titanic27

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    I knew you would get stuck there
     
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