Worst application for staff competition.

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  1. 1212hawks_

    1212hawks_ Member

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    So basically, the point of this application is to make the worst possible application by following the application Example:
    Do you have any Minecraft username: No I don't play Minecraft
    Do you have any previous Minecraft usernames? No.
    What's your forum username: xx_GiveMeHelperOrDie_xx
    What country do you live in? Mars
    What is your age? I am the first human ever
    On average, how many days are you on? .54757382 Seconds
    What is your favorite minigame? Survival games in real life.
    Have you had any other staff experience? I was banned by a staff. Does that count?
    What languages do you speak? None
    Have you ever been banned on the server? Yes, I tried to take down the server
    Why do you wanna become helper on cubecraft? Because if I don't, I'll hack the server
    What makes you different than other applicants? Well, I killed them all so...
    Anything else We need to know? I go on killing sprees.
    Well, my joke application kinda went dark but you have to follow these questions for your false application. This is supposed to make people laugh :) Try to make your app really stupid
     
  2. Zombiepower

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    Nice application i will copy this in the future and send it in as my application and i hope that i got accepted xD
     
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  3. 1212hawks_

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  4. Zombiepower

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    This is in the off-topic section so...
     
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  5. MattAttack01

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    Do you have any Minecraft username: opopopopopop
    Do you have any previous Minecraft usernames? normalnormalnormal
    What's your forum username: givemestaffsoicanvoteineggwars
    What country do you live in? alderaan
    What is your age? lets just say I was born a long time ago in a galaxy really really close
    On average, how many days are you on? 5 per day
    What is your favorite minigame? eggwars
    Have you had any other staff experience? I was a admin on my survival world
    What languages do you speak? every language (with a little help from google translate)
    Have you ever been banned on the server? nope definitely not for spamming
    Why do you wanna become helper on cubecraft? definitely not so I can vote in eggwars
    What makes you different than other applicants? ... i am a huge fan of op items i used to like normal then i changed my mind
    Anything else We need to know? nope
     
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  6. Ping Ether

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    Do you have any Minecraft username: Ping_Ether
    Do you have any previous Minecraft usernames? PingEther04
    What's your forum username: Ping Ether
    What country do you live in? Italy
    What is your age? 7
    On average, how many days are you on? 8 days of the week.
    What is your favorite minigame? The Walls
    Have you had any other staff experience? I was owner of my survival single player world
    What languages do you speak? Am gud in engrish, butt my main language is itelian Have you ever been banned on the server? Yes I told a kid who wanted to molestate me to stfu
    Why do you wanna become helper on cubecraft? /p Ping_Ether hax What makes you different than other applicants? ... I make dank memes and I got sweg
    Anything else We need to know? I'm a furfag
     
  7. Titanic27

    Titanic27 Member

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    What is your Minecraft username? Leg4lizeM4riju4n4
    Do you have any previous Minecraft usernames? lovemesomebleach
    What's your forum username? Plsdesbaneronme
    What country do you live in? Ur mum is a country.
    What is your age? 9
    On average, how many days are you on? Twice a month
    What is your favorite minigame? The entire Parkour server
    Have you had any other staff experience? I slept with one staff member (Not tellin who ;D)
    What languages do you speak? English and Basic white girl
    Have you ever been banned on the server? I'm still banned right now please unban me
    Why do you wanna become helper on cubecraft? Because I'm awesome
    What makes you different than other applicants? I think I killed someone once but I don't remember
    Anything else we need to know? I'm hungover rn
     
  8. XXPie_GuyXX

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    I love it, good idea!
     
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  9. TeamTyler

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    *crosses out questions*
    I WANT MOD I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE FORMAT AND I WONT TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER!
     
  10. XXPie_GuyXX

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    Do you have any Minecraft username: umm, I thought this was Roblox.
    Do you have any previous Minecraft usernames? RamenNoodles+Anime=ME
    What's your forum username: I'm_Adopted_9/11
    What country do you live in? MEMEME!
    What is your age? The beginning, middle, and end.
    On average, how many days are you on? all of the days, I love stalkin- I mean reading other peoples posts.
    What is your favorite minigame? The tiny games.
    Have you had any other staff experience? I was beat with a staff once, it really hurt.
    What languages do you speak? me noi menoinoi, me noiii (doodle bob SpongeBob)
    Have you ever been banned on the server? what server? I just stalk the forums.
    Why do you wanna become helper on cubecraft? that way no one will expect me to hack and i wont get bann.
    What makes you different than other applicants? I'm made of pie.
    Anything else We need to know? I eat myself when I'm hungry.
     
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  11. telegamer

    telegamer Mod Staff Member Moderator

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    *watched thread so he can reply in full glory on his computer when he gets on*

    Do you have any Minecraft username: Freebuild
    Do you have any previous Minecraft usernames? Yes: UHC, Parkour
    What's your forum username: WEWANTFREEBUILD
    What country do you live in? FREELAND
    What is your age? Morgan Freeman's age
    On average, how many days are you on? 6/9
    What is your favorite minigame? Freebuild :(
    Have you had any other staff experience? I got banned for asking about freebuild, that counts, right?
    What languages do you speak? English, Freelish
    Have you ever been banned on the server? Yes, I got banned for asking about freebuild
    Why do you wanna become helper on cubecraft? I want Freebuild early acces!!
    What makes you different than other applicants? I WANT FREEBUILD
    Anything else We need to know? I'll cut you if you don't make me helper [​IMG]
     
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  12. MatureGuy.exe

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    Okay okay:
    Yes hello I want Staff...
    Why because I want to abuse this server till it's dead
    MINEPLEX WILL RISE AGAIN!!!!
     
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  13. Megaaa

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    xMegaCoolx
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    Do you have any Minecraft username: Yes
    Do you have any previous Minecraft usernames? Yes
    What's your forum username: Yes
    What country do you live in? What do you mean? You mean land?
    What is your age? 10
    On average, how many days are you on? 30 minutes
    What is your favorite minigame? Minecraft
    Have you had any other staff experience? Maybe
    What languages do you speak? Dutch, but my english is very well
    Have you ever been banned on the server? Not that I know
    Why do you wanna become helper on cubecraft? I can ban hackers
    What makes you different than other applicants? I will ban hackers
    Anything else We need to know? Can I have a rank?
     
  14. HangarGeek

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    I want admin.
     
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  15. Stefanvld

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    You take the average actual helper application:

    ---> This thread.
     
  16. telegamer

    telegamer Mod Staff Member Moderator

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    WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY
     
  17. MatureGuy.exe

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    [​IMG]
    I feel you ;-;
     
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    Do you have any Minecraft username: hgbf
    Do you have any previous Minecraft usernames? can u change??
    What's your forum username: hgbf
    What country do you live in? internet
    What is your age? 14
    On average, how many hours a day are you on? 0
    What is your favorite minigame? Freebuild
    Have you had any other staff experience? no
    What languages do you speak? English, swedenish
    Have you ever been banned on the server? idk
    Why do you wanna become helper on cubecraft? i want the rank to maek my friends think im a cool kid
    What makes you different than other applicants? im not different
    Anything else We need to know? i stalk staff members in lobbies becuz their're cool
     
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  19. Pandaa

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    Do you have any Minecraft username: ab00ser
    Do you have any previous Minecraft usernames? IDDoSServers
    What's your forum username: Hoe Jenry
    What country do you live in? i live in paris bcuz that where i like to see eiffel tower
    What is your age? I em 4
    On average, how many days are you on? Idk, i cent come on today bcuz i heve graduation from preschoool, so pl0x accept applecation tommowroe
    What is your favorite minigame? I liek to pley control point
    Have you had any other staff experience? yes the teecher told me too keep cere of theh cleass once. it was disasterous
    What languages do you speak? i'm lerning
    Have you ever been banned on the server? welp i kinda told some1 to kell themselfs.. pls no tell mommy.
    Why do you wanna become helper on cubecraft? i want to build a wall around cubecreft and meke cubecreft grate agen!
    What makes you different than other applicants? im veery createive, i love building inapropriat builds on freebuild
    Anything else We need to know? i will also help with reports, pls accept me, i full of goodness and i will make cubecreft grate again
    PS: Cen you follow me on 9gag? i post lullabies on 9gag so folloe meh fer moar!i!