WHO'S UP FOR PUNS??

[#getbarbecued]

I use go fishing with skrillex.....but he kept dropping the bass.

What's the worst thing about throwing a party in space?......You have to planet.

Yesterday a clown hold the door open for me..... I thought it was a nice jester.

I ate too much middle eastern food..... Now I falafel.

How do you make antifreeze.... Steal her blanket

It was an emotional wedding....Even the cake was in tiers

What does the house wear?.... A dress.

There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France.....De-brie everywhere.

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own.... It was two tired.

juicy

 

[Megaaa]

Some are good like the cake in tiers. :P
Good puns, my friend. :)

 

[Deeds]

 

[Injunction]

I saw this girl at the vegetarian club the other day... But I've never seen herbivore
Did you see that AU. article? It was so good... it was even gold
I noticed an ill gun in the doctor's office yesterday... it was getting the flu shot
I was wondering why I saw a baseball getting bigger and bigger... and than it hit me
Have you heard that Vladimir Putin got in a car crash last week... he was probably just Russian around

 

[CyberAutumn]

Parallel lines have too much in common... It's a shame they'll never meet.
My wife accused me of being immature... I told her to get out of my fort.
Someone stole my Microsoft Edge, and they're going to pay... You have my Word.
Want to hear a word I just made up...? Plagiarism.
Someone stole my mood ring... I don't know how to feel about that.

Lol, funny jokes. xD