Whats The Best Joke You know?

[AquaaXx]

Comment on the best joke you know or the multiple bad jokes that are just to funny to laugh at.

 

[AquaaXx]

In what country will you not find a vegetarian? Turkey.

 

[Muffin]

Two atoms are in a bar. One says, "I think I lost an electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" To which the other replies, "I'm positive."

 

[AquaaXx]

Lmao

In what country will you not find a vegetarian? Turkey.

 

[Catzilla24]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE OMG LOLOLOLOL

 

[AquaaXx]

*Facepalm* 10/10 Cant get better then that. :(

 

[Catzilla24]

 

[AquaaXx]

gg

 

[AquaaXx]

That's all I have to say to this.

 

[Efcluke94]

What did the gay magician do for his last performance? Dissappear with a puff

 

[Trickmaster]

I don't have any good jokes....but I know a ton of PUNS :D
Pokepuns :)
Q: What did the Pokemon trainer say when the Rock Gym leader sent out his best pokemon?
A: Well that was Onix-pected!

Q: What did Aladdin offer when he saw Jasmine in Johto?
A : Do you wanna go on a....MAGIKARP-ET RIDE?

I'm not gonna Raichu a love song.

 

[Trickmaster]

No...? Oh well, maybe I should let it go then ;)

 

[AquaaXx]

Pokemon pun, Never get em D:

 

[AquaaXx]

No...? Oh well, maybe I should let it go then ;)

Frozen?

 

[AquaaXx]

A man drove past 2 crisps and asked "What you doing?" The crisp's replied "Nothing, where just "Walkers"....

 

[SpritySpritz]

Why did the duck cross the road? To get to the idiot's house.

Knock knock
Who's there?
The duck

 

[Saradabaschi]

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.

 

[MinecraftPenguin21]

why is it always raining in england?

Because the queen has reigned for over 60 years XD

 

[Sophie]

What's a diglett's favorite song? DIGLETT DIG!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the shop. Did you find that funny?
-.- Yeah totally nub
Well, the chicken didn't because the shop was closed ;-;
Yeah, i suck at jokes, unless they're about diglett. Liek dis 4 moar diglet jokz

 

[ItsYaBoyJavid]

What did the gay magician do for his last performance? Dissappear with a puff

omg please, xD im dieng. lel. wtf