Whats The Best Joke You know?

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  1. AquaaXx

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    Comment on the best joke you know or the multiple bad jokes that are just to funny to laugh at.
     
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    In what country will you not find a vegetarian? Turkey.
     
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    Two atoms are in a bar. One says, "I think I lost an electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" To which the other replies, "I'm positive."
     
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    Lmao
     
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    Why did the chicken cross the road?

    TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE OMG LOLOLOLOL[​IMG]
     
  6. AquaaXx

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    *Facepalm* 10/10 Cant get better then that. :(
     
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    That's all I have to say to this.
     
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    What did the gay magician do for his last performance? Dissappear with a puff
     
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    I don't have any good jokes....but I know a ton of PUNS :D
    Pokepuns :)
    Q: What did the Pokemon trainer say when the Rock Gym leader sent out his best pokemon?
    A: Well that was Onix-pected!

    Q: What did Aladdin offer when he saw Jasmine in Johto?
    A : Do you wanna go on a....MAGIKARP-ET RIDE?

    I'm not gonna Raichu a love song.
     
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    No...? Oh well, maybe I should let it go then ;)
     
  13. AquaaXx

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    Pokemon pun, Never get em D:
     
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    Frozen?
     
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    A man drove past 2 crisps and asked "What you doing?" The crisp's replied "Nothing, where just "Walkers"....
     
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    Why did the duck cross the road? To get to the idiot's house.

    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    The duck
     
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    I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.
     
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    why is it always raining in england?

    Because the queen has reigned for over 60 years XD
     
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    What's a diglett's favorite song? DIGLETT DIG!
    Why did the chicken cross the road?
    To get to the shop. Did you find that funny?
    -.- Yeah totally nub
    Well, the chicken didn't because the shop was closed ;-;
    Yeah, i suck at jokes, unless they're about diglett. Liek dis 4 moar diglet jokz
     
  20. ItsYaBoyJavid

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    omg please, xD im dieng. lel. wtf