Right so, as IGN: drummerpilot quite clearly and quite rightly said on my Some things about skywars that annoy me (I still like the game, however) thread, I'm not a very positive person on the forums when it comes to making threads. Why? BECAUSE I LIKE TO CRITICISE EVERYTHING DAMNIT!
So uh yeah, read the title and continue I guess.
SOME THINGS THAT ANNOY ME ABOUT PAINTBALL (WARNING, THE FOLLOWING IS WRITTEN IN A SATIRICAL AND VERY VERY SLIGHTLY COMEDIC WAY, ALTHOUGH BRINGING UP SOME VALID POINTS, SO IF IT SEEMS OVER-EXAGGERATED, THATS BECAUSE IT PROBABLY IS).
1. The spawn areas:
Someone tell me the following: Who the hell likes Orange's span area on the map desert. No-one. Someone tell me, Who the hell likes that one spawn area on the map War where if you immediately run forward, you end up in some weird wooden trench thingy. No-one.
2. The Players:
TIME FOR ANOTHER MINI-LIST:
1. EZ GUY: Same as the skywars EZ guy, everything in life (even when slaughtered) was completely EZ!
2. The 'OOOO TRICKSHOT GUY': All they do is boast in chat about a trick shot. Now, I myself, If I land a trick shot (like the 360 no-aim/no-scope kill I got like a month ago, no joke by the way), Will immediately say in global chat in all caps: TRICK SHOT! Why? because I'm proud. HOWEVER, to these people....
EVERY KILL IS A TRICK SHOT! :)
3. The 'Oh my god you are hacking reported guy': Now, everyone, whether it be accidental or not, has made a false accusation for hacking in chat. I've done it, you've probably done it (don't lie). Hell, most of the time we say HACKER because at the angle we are at, it truly does look like they are hacking when in reality they aren't....
BUT THESE PLAYERS BASED ON THIS, CONSTANTLY PLAY AT A STUPID ANGLE, 'CUS EVERYONES A HACKER!
4. The 'I don't know what I am doing so I will blame my teammates instead!' guy: Right, in the past I have shouted at my teammates (In chat I guess? Is that an even a thing you can do). Like, not OMG YOUR ALL TERRIBLE shouted but, 'What the hell are doing' or 'Why is everyone on my team trying to do a 1v5?' in global chat, so it attracts their attention more. Why? Because I truly believe they were trolling or had no clue on what they are doing. But when you blame your team EVERY MATCH, that's when something is god-awfully wrong. Or maybe you're just too good and need to find another game.
5. The newcomer guy:
BEFORE YOU SAY 'but awex they can't help it, they are new, also this has nothing to do with paintball!' firstly: We're not talking about paintball currently, we are talking about players, keep up! And secondly: They might not be able to help it... but they're still ANNOYING, so, I am still counting them.
Anyway, this one is self-explanatory, they just don't have a clue, do they?
BACK TO THE MAIN LIST!!!!!!
3. The maps:
Right, not every map is annoying, but there is more than usual that annoy me:
WAR: IT'S ANNOYING 'CUS I ALWAYS GET THAT SPAWN THAT I WAS ON ABOUT BEFORE!
NETHER: IT'S A FUN MAP BUT WHEN I DIE OF FIRE I RESPAWN ON FIRE!
DESERT: ONLY 2 OF THE SPAWNS ARE GOOD, AND I AM ALWAYS ON ORANGE! ALSO, THERE IS A 2X1 HOLE TO GET STUCK IN RIGHT OUTSIDE SOME OF THE SPAWNS. AND MOST OF THE TIME YOUR STUCK ALL THE GAME!
THAT ONE I CAN'T REMEMBER RIGHT NOW: I DON'T KNOW IF THEY REMOVED IT BUT, THERE WAS 2X1 HOLE THAT YOU COULD GET TRAPPED IN SO IT'S ANNOYING.
4. The fact that I have lost at least 10+ kills in at least a couple matches alone because I ran out of paintballs:
GIVE US UNLIMITED PAINTBALLS DAMNIT (don't lock this thread just cause I demanded something, note that this is completely satirical but designed to bring up some valid points) ALSO, DON'T MAKE IT SOME STUPID: 'OH SORRY, YOU NEED TO BUY OUR RANKS' THING!
5. It's almost impossible to get a 60% win ratio, cause lets face it, if you're the only good player, and everyone else is one of those annoying players, YOU AREN'T WINNING TODAY, SORRY!
Okay, you can leave now (Only joking like this post so I become popular).
So uh yeah, read the title and continue I guess.
SOME THINGS THAT ANNOY ME ABOUT PAINTBALL (WARNING, THE FOLLOWING IS WRITTEN IN A SATIRICAL AND VERY VERY SLIGHTLY COMEDIC WAY, ALTHOUGH BRINGING UP SOME VALID POINTS, SO IF IT SEEMS OVER-EXAGGERATED, THATS BECAUSE IT PROBABLY IS).
1. The spawn areas:
Someone tell me the following: Who the hell likes Orange's span area on the map desert. No-one. Someone tell me, Who the hell likes that one spawn area on the map War where if you immediately run forward, you end up in some weird wooden trench thingy. No-one.
2. The Players:
TIME FOR ANOTHER MINI-LIST:
1. EZ GUY: Same as the skywars EZ guy, everything in life (even when slaughtered) was completely EZ!
2. The 'OOOO TRICKSHOT GUY': All they do is boast in chat about a trick shot. Now, I myself, If I land a trick shot (like the 360 no-aim/no-scope kill I got like a month ago, no joke by the way), Will immediately say in global chat in all caps: TRICK SHOT! Why? because I'm proud. HOWEVER, to these people....
EVERY KILL IS A TRICK SHOT! :)
3. The 'Oh my god you are hacking reported guy': Now, everyone, whether it be accidental or not, has made a false accusation for hacking in chat. I've done it, you've probably done it (don't lie). Hell, most of the time we say HACKER because at the angle we are at, it truly does look like they are hacking when in reality they aren't....
BUT THESE PLAYERS BASED ON THIS, CONSTANTLY PLAY AT A STUPID ANGLE, 'CUS EVERYONES A HACKER!
4. The 'I don't know what I am doing so I will blame my teammates instead!' guy: Right, in the past I have shouted at my teammates (In chat I guess? Is that an even a thing you can do). Like, not OMG YOUR ALL TERRIBLE shouted but, 'What the hell are doing' or 'Why is everyone on my team trying to do a 1v5?' in global chat, so it attracts their attention more. Why? Because I truly believe they were trolling or had no clue on what they are doing. But when you blame your team EVERY MATCH, that's when something is god-awfully wrong. Or maybe you're just too good and need to find another game.
5. The newcomer guy:
BEFORE YOU SAY 'but awex they can't help it, they are new, also this has nothing to do with paintball!' firstly: We're not talking about paintball currently, we are talking about players, keep up! And secondly: They might not be able to help it... but they're still ANNOYING, so, I am still counting them.
Anyway, this one is self-explanatory, they just don't have a clue, do they?
BACK TO THE MAIN LIST!!!!!!
3. The maps:
Right, not every map is annoying, but there is more than usual that annoy me:
WAR: IT'S ANNOYING 'CUS I ALWAYS GET THAT SPAWN THAT I WAS ON ABOUT BEFORE!
NETHER: IT'S A FUN MAP BUT WHEN I DIE OF FIRE I RESPAWN ON FIRE!
DESERT: ONLY 2 OF THE SPAWNS ARE GOOD, AND I AM ALWAYS ON ORANGE! ALSO, THERE IS A 2X1 HOLE TO GET STUCK IN RIGHT OUTSIDE SOME OF THE SPAWNS. AND MOST OF THE TIME YOUR STUCK ALL THE GAME!
THAT ONE I CAN'T REMEMBER RIGHT NOW: I DON'T KNOW IF THEY REMOVED IT BUT, THERE WAS 2X1 HOLE THAT YOU COULD GET TRAPPED IN SO IT'S ANNOYING.
4. The fact that I have lost at least 10+ kills in at least a couple matches alone because I ran out of paintballs:
GIVE US UNLIMITED PAINTBALLS DAMNIT (don't lock this thread just cause I demanded something, note that this is completely satirical but designed to bring up some valid points) ALSO, DON'T MAKE IT SOME STUPID: 'OH SORRY, YOU NEED TO BUY OUR RANKS' THING!
5. It's almost impossible to get a 60% win ratio, cause lets face it, if you're the only good player, and everyone else is one of those annoying players, YOU AREN'T WINNING TODAY, SORRY!
Okay, you can leave now (Only joking like this post so I become popular).
