"My Hill", the pretty cool-ish forum game.

[ThatOnePeanutGuy]

For many years I cry over the loss of my friends and the betrayal from Notch. I create a mastermind plan to exact my revenge. Several years later you see Jack and Jill coming up the hill, while I sneak up behind you. I throw an apple to distract Notch and change from a cartoony disneyesque lion into Aslan, then I chomp you and you're done for.

 

[ThatOnePeanutGuy]

My hill (that was a close one)

 

[Manaphos]

My hill (that was a close one)

I was about to say my hill ;)

 

[ThatOnePeanutGuy]

Almost got me too

 

[RockThunderBolt]

I come back to life with my my remaining power left.I respawn and have no powers left.3 years later i see notch again.He gave me a lot to powers.I flew back up the hill and sucker punched you off while you were about to crash in the ground the came to you and did the ULTIMATE CHAOS BLAST and blasted you into bedrock and in the void.

 

[Manaphos]

My hill

 

[ThatOnePeanutGuy]

I call upon the name of Jesus who saves me from imminent death and tells me to go fight evil. I claim the hill as a holy place. Nuff said. Try to take it back. I dare you. Jesus will smite you down. Jesus's hill.

 

[RockThunderBolt]

dang it

 

[ThatOnePeanutGuy]

@RockThunderBolt, however, you can join us on our holy hill. Follow Jesus and he will show you here. Just give your old life of killing me for property away.

 

[Religious Melon]

I'm just a beast :P MY HILL

 

[RockThunderBolt]

Notch was disappointed i didn't say my hill.He still gave me powers and i became more powerful.I flew up again in revenge i had a intense battle with jesus.Jesus did the the ultimate move sword slash and crashed me down.I then decided to follow jesus.Jesus's hill.

 

[ThatOnePeanutGuy]

You dare steal from Jesus?!? And you call yourself a religious melon?!?! Our Father who art in heaven, smite down this imposter. This pretender of ways. *Jesus strikes you with lightning as you burst into an explosion of confetti for all the little chilluns. Jesus's hill. Again.

 

[ThatOnePeanutGuy]

RockThunder. I am pleased to hear that you are on the right course to righteousness. May you have much peace on the hill of Jesus.

 

[RockThunderBolt]

Yea i shall protect the hill for the bad.Jesus's hill.

 

[Religious Melon]

Stay away from MY HILL!

 

[RockThunderBolt]

How dare you call the jesus hill your kill with the power jesus gave me i crush you i the JESUS PUNCH and you die.Jesus's hill.

 

[emiraati]

I keeeeeeeeeeeeel you.
My hill.

 

[RockThunderBolt]

I keeeeeeeeeeeeel you.
My hill.

Jesus strikes you with lighting and you died.Jesus's hill

 

[Religious Melon]

I have 3 subscribers on Youtube :D :P MY HILL!

 

[ThatOnePeanutGuy]

I have no subscribers. Or a YouTube account. But zero plus infinity is more than three so your argument is invalid.