How to git gud @ Eggwurz

[zNarwhal]

This is my personal experience of winning eggwars in the last year. :)

Step 1: Before playing this game, it is Essential to get one of those dank skins... If you can't find one then just simply get a Steve or an Alex skin, ez. A lot of the times, people think Steves and Alexs (wtf is the plural of "Alex"!?!?!) are "n00bs" but they're just butthurt that most of their deaths are to them. ;)

Step 2: Just look at your IGN. It is pathetic... You want to have a name that's outstanding compared to the rest. Here's an example: progamersteve2010. This name is beautiful... *kisses screen*. A gr8 name should either be in full caps or full lower-case. "progamer" presents fiercely to your opponents how good you are at pvp.

Step 3: Right before the game starts... If a donator who is Gold+ enters your lobby, it is crucial to spam "OPOPOPOPOPOPOOPOPPOOPPOOPOOP". Only the pro-est of the pros do so...

Step 4: Rush mid, then go back to your island and buy a punch bow. Melee is trash compared to this..

Step 5: Destroy all the bridges leading to your island. You want to set up your base.

Step 6: Bowspam the tryhard that took out everyone else's egg that's trying to get to your island.

Step 7: Once he finally gets to your island after 3 hours, hackusate him after he kills you.

Step 8: As he breaks the last obsidian, he will get kicked for breaking blocks too fast.

Step 9: Say "Ez win"

Congratulations on your win :)

 

[abfc2000]

11/10

 

[Spyridon Agnew Dragon]

Destroy all the bridges leading to your island. You want to set up your base.

People are trying to stop this

Step 4: Rush mid, then go back to your island and buy a punch bow. Melee is trash compared to this..

*cough* juking *cough*

Step 3: Right before the game starts... If a donator who is Gold+ enters your lobby, it is crucial to spam "OPOPOPOPOPOPOOPOPPOOPPOOPOOP". Only the pro-est of the pros do so...

people to lazy to press "tab" and see theres no ranked players do this

 

[Yamin]

https://www.cubecraft.net/threads/guide-how-tu-git-gud-at-eggwars.176066/
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[fhettie]

This is my personal experience of winning eggwars in the last year. :)

Step 1: Before playing this game, it is Essential to get one of those dank skins... If you can't find one then just simply get a Steve or an Alex skin, ez. A lot of the times, people think Steves and Alexs (wtf is the plural of "Alex"!?!?!) are "n00bs" but they're just butthurt that most of their deaths are to them. ;)

Step 2: Just look at your IGN. It is pathetic... You want to have a name that's outstanding compared to the rest. Here's an example: progamersteve2010. This name is beautiful... *kisses screen*. A gr8 name should either be in full caps or full lower-case. "progamer" presents fiercely to your opponents how good you are at pvp.

Step 3: Right before the game starts... If a donator who is Gold+ enters your lobby, it is crucial to spam "OPOPOPOPOPOPOOPOPPOOPPOOPOOP". Only the pro-est of the pros do so...

Step 4: Rush mid, then go back to your island and buy a punch bow. Melee is trash compared to this..

Step 5: Destroy all the bridges leading to your island. You want to set up your base.

Step 6: Bowspam the tryhard that took out everyone else's egg that's trying to get to your island.

Step 7: Once he finally gets to your island after 3 hours, hackusate him after he kills you.

Step 8: As he breaks the last obsidian, he will get kicked for breaking blocks too fast.

Step 9: Say "Ez win"

Congratulations on your win :)

I prefer saying gg instead of Ez win though