A Swedish conversation seen by a Dutch cat.

[MrTommy]

So i am a Dutch person and i translate Swedish conforsations here. For now there is only 1 conforsation but i am planning to bring some more.

Spoiler: Conforsation 1

So on the Profile of Livv, she Fisk and Wqs had a conversation in Swedish. I was curious what they ment. So with my great non-existing Swedish language skills i tried to translate it for myself and see what they said. Well the actuall translation was a bit of a shock for me, you can look for yourself how far i was of...

Spoiler: Original

Fisktratt Arla-mjölk är dyrt!

Livvv Glass är dyrt!

Fisktratt Choklad är gott!

Livvv Avokado är gottdyrt!
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Wqsknijper teach me swedish :mad:

Livvv Hej, är du en flicka?

Fisktratt Du är en klädnypa och jag är en jordgubbe. @Riley är en flicka.

Livvv Lmao

Wqsknijper Nej, jag är inge flicka :(

Spoiler: What i think it says

Fisktratt Arla-Melk of dirt!


Livvv Glass of dirt!

Fisktratt Chocolate is gross!

Livvv Avokado is groser!
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Wqsknijper teach me swedish :mad:

Livvv hey, are you a Sweed, Nub, ??? ?

Fisktratt You are a clapper, boomer, ??? oh and you are a jogger, nub, ???. @Riley is a Sweed, Nub, ???.

Livvv Lmao

Wqsknijper Nee, i'm not a Sweed, Nub, ??? :(

Spoiler: Actual translation

Fisktratt Arla milk is expensive!


Livvv Ice cream is expensive!

Fisktratt Chocolate is good!

Livvv Avocado is expensive!
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Wqsknijper teach me swedish :mad:

Livvv Hey, are you a girl?

Fisktratt You're a clothespin and I'm a strawberry. @Riley is a girl.

Livvv Lmao

Wqsknijper No, I'm not a girl :(

Tags: @Livvv @Fisktratt @Wqsknijper​

Spoiler: Conversation 2

This is a conversation between Liv and Fisk on Fisk's profile (Which you can find here) I tought it was about a sea called tailor, well just look, read and enjoy what i wrote!

Spoiler: Original

Livvv Nej, jag tycker inte såååeee

Fisktratt Tycker inte vaaaaaad? Du är en gurka föresten.

Livvv Jag tycker bara inte så >:c
Du är en majskolv!

Fisktratt Vad är så?
NEJ jag är en jordgubbe. Är du en personal?

Livvv Så är så och jag tycker inte så

Absolut, är du en personal?

Fisktratt Men jag tycker så >:c
Jag är också en personal!
@Mr_Tommy wanna continue on that thread soon? Editers note: yes lol i'm doing that now Fisk

Livvv Du får inte tycka så >:c
Jaa, det är roligt

Fisktratt Joo, Sverige är ett fritt land! Man får tycka vad man vill >:c

Livvv Men nu säger jag att du inte får tycka så!!!

Fisktratt Jag tycker fortfarande så! Är jag olaglig nu? :(

Livvv Ja :( det är inte bra

Mr_Tommy oh god, the Swedish language has more then 7 words. Well this is going to take some time xD

Spoiler: What i think it says

Livvv no, don't go into the tailor seeeaaa​

Fisktratt tailor into saaaaaaaand? You are a gorrila forrest.​

Livvv Don't put a tailor back into sea :mad:​

You are a idot!

Fisktratt​

Sand into sea?
NO don't be a starwberry, are you a person?

Livvv​

Sea is sea tailor into sea aboslute, and are you a person?

Fisktratt My coat tailor in sea :mad:​

You are not a person!
@Mr_Tommy wanna continue the tread soon? Editers note: I'm still doing it Fisk no need to worry

Livvv You fart into tailor sea :mad:​

yes, that is not alright

Fisktratt Yo, come to Fristi land! man far from tailor far man wants it :mad:​

Livvv men now saw you into pieces for enerting tailor sea!!!​

Fisktratt You say tailor sea is amazing! are we friends now again? :(​

Livvv yes :( that is into the trash​

Mr_Tommy oh god, the Swedish language has more then 7 words. Well this is going to take some time xD​

Spoiler: Whatit actually says

Livvv No, I don't think sooo

Fisktratt Don't think so? You're a cucumber by the way.

Livvv I just don't think so >: c
You're a corn cob!

Fisktratt What is it then?
NO I am a strawberry. Are you a staff member?

Livvv So it is and I don't think so

Absolutely, are you a staff?

Fisktratt But I think so >:c
I am also a staff!
@Mr_Tommy wanna continue the tread soon? Editers note: Yes Fisk, wait, just forget it, you know it by now

Livvv You may not think so >:c

Yeah, it's fun

Fisktratt Joo, Sweden is a free country! You are allowed to think what you want >:c

Livvv But now I say you must not think so !!!

Fisktratt I still think so! Am I illegal now? :(

Livvv Yes:( it is not good

Mr_Tommy oh god, the Swedish language has more then 7 words. Well this is going to take some time xD

Tags: @Livvv @Fisktratt @Mr_Tommy​

Spoiler: Conversation 3

Comming soon!

 

[Goefy]

Scandinavian languages are strange

 

[Finixly]

Jag är Svensk

 

[SanCookie]

Jag är Svensk

hej jag är San

 

[Finixly]

hej jag är San

Hej, hur mar du?

 

[Livvv]

This is actually hilarious, made me laugh! ^-^

 

[Fisktratt]

Livvv Avocado is expensive!

Livvv actually put two words together, so the translation should be Avocado is good and expensive ;)

This made me laugh as well xD Keep comenting on our profiles!

 

[SweetPotato__]

love this xd made me laugh

 

[RobinDn]

Your translation made me laugh! :)
Swedish is complicated pffff.

 

[Fisktratt]

Part 2 soon? I would love to see you continue with this, it's just too hilarious!

 

[Deleted member 469419]

Fisktratt Arla-Melk of dirt!

Livvv Glass of dirt!

Fisktratt Chocolate is gross!

Livvv Avokado is groser!

Fisktratt Arla milk is expensive!


Livvv Ice cream is expensive!

Fisktratt Chocolate is good!

Livvv Avocado is expensive!

Hahahaha, Identical your translation to the original translation xD.

 

[Fesa]

Swedish is the best language it world! I’m trying to learn it and from what I already know, it only has verb conjugations from time. So i have, and he/she has is the sam. (Jag har och han/hor har) just amazing!

 

[Livvv]

Hahah omg, this one was even better! I love it!

 

[Fisktratt]

LMAO This was even more hilarious XD You need to continue this! Let us fix some content first...

Fisktratt Joo, Sweden is a free country! You have to think what you want >:c

This should be more like "you're allowed to think what you want"

 

[Lukejvc]

Sverige ja mycket bra. Lol I have to learn more Swedish xD