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Bleached_Ramen

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Hey You! Yes You! are you a noob at assassins? Or just starting out? here are some Pro tips and steps to better your experience!
Step 1: See how you start with a wooden sword? well you don't need it! toss it aside! Now your going fists blazing as you cave in every ones skulls! Huh? other people are using swords? well then just take those fists of yours, and turn there face into a pancake!
Step 2: Now everyone is thinking, what's this money for? its to pelt your enemies to death with! Just press Q, and start throwing! It only goes so far? then better get right up close to the enemy! Pro Tip: platinum coins work best
Step 3: now that you have mastered step 1-2, its time for 3. For step three, spend thousands of coins on dmg potions! Why not buy full diamond? well Im glad you asked! everyone knows sword suck! go back and master step 1 before proceeding. Now! take those potions, find a full diamond player, and spam the living heck outa him. And boom! diamond armor! discard the sword though.. its not needed.
Step 4: Last and final step! always remember, take on players with better weaponry and armor, once you defeat them, people will fear you! Pro Tip: Them calling you a "haxer" is slang for "pro Player"
Now get out there and bash some skulls!
 
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Despacito 2

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xD I will totally follow every single one of these rules like they are holy. I will obviously be #1 pro mlg assassins player 2k16!!!
Press F1 and then play assassins that's my pro tip (from a MLG PRO NOSCOPER.... aka Dotlover senpai)
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Tenks yoe so mutsch. I relly loeked for som typs. And yoe finallie geev tham. I wil youse them, end will nouw rek peopel.
 

Megaaa

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Me?
are you a noob at assassins?
Maybe.
Or just starting out?
No.
here are some Pro tips and steps to better your experience!
Oke. :)
Step 1: See how you start with a wooden sword? well you don't need it! toss it aside! Now your going fists blazing as you cave in every ones skulls! Huh? other people are using swords? well then just take those fists of yours, and turn there face into a pancake!
Done this but died 666 times. ;)
Step 2: Now everyone is thinking, what's this money for? its to pelt your enemies to death with! Just press Q, and start throwing! It only goes so far? then better get right up close to the enemy! Pro Tip: platinum coins work best
I've done this too, but they were twerking in front of me. :o
Step 3: now that you have mastered step 1-2, its time for 3. For step three, spend thousands of coins on dmg potions! Why not buy full diamond? well Im glad you asked! everyone knows sword suck! go back and master
Didn't follow this step and just bought full diamond. :rolleyes:
Step 4: Last and final step! always remember, take on players with better weaponry and armor, once you defeat them, people will fear you! Pro Tip: Them calling you a "haxer" is slang for "pro Player"
Thank you pro Assassins player. :D
 
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Despacito 2

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Maybe.

No.

Oke. :)

Done this but died 666 times. ;)

I've done this too, but they were twerking in front of me. :eek:

Didn't follow this step and just bought full diamond. :rolleyes:

Thank you pro Assassins player. :D
Best conversation Ever... LMAO
 
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