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I will answer this question with another question and then I will teach you a wise lesson
How do you know that they don't?
Always keep believing, son
2 reasons:
It feels so hot, because
1. I am hot (duh)
2. you just got burned (rekt m8)
I had to do some research and some PHILosophic thinking
I found out that there actually are multiple options:
If life gives you lemons, you...
- make lemonade
- should be happy that it is just lemons
- wonder how life randomly gives you some weird fruit
- realise you actually strongly dislike lemons
- realise you actually love melons and you owe life one
- squirt someone in the eye
- can shove them where the sun doesnt shine
- make orange juice
- wait what?
If life gives you melons, you
- muts be dislecksik
I dont think we can even call this a question anymore; this is a real challenge!
Now, as you know, I am Dr. Phil. The only thing I can do, is talking, talking and talking. Talking al day. When I wake up, I talk. When I eat breakfast, I talk. When I drive to my work, I talk. When I am at my work, I talk. When I have lunch at work, I talk. When I don't have lunch at work, I still talk. When I drive back to my home, I talk. When I have dinner, I talk. When I go back asleep, I talk. When I make love, I do not talk, because I do not make love anyway. I just gave you a pretty exact description of my life and while I was doing that, I talked. I also answered your question and while I was doing that, I talked. I've been talking all day. I am talking all day. And I will be talking all day. Talk is life.
I hope you are satisfied with this answer.
If you are not, you can always talk about it
I see, this is a trick question.
The thing with trick questions is, that you have to be careful.
ALWAYS.
If you are not careful, there might be a chance that you guess it right, but dont be too confident.
The chance that you guess a trick question right if you are not careful is only 49.2834%.
Obviously, that is not even 50%. So, if we want to have this question right, we will have to approach it very carefully.
Just as careful as my aunt. She is so careful, she doesn't take off her nightcap as she wakes up, because she is afraid she will forget to put it on as she goes asleep again. Anyways, the question. 1+1x2. Some people might think that this is just a normal math questions and they will think that it is easy. Those people are wrong. This is not just math. This question is life. Give the wrong answer and you will die. Answer it correctly and you will also die.. eventually. Everyone is going to die eventually. A friend of the sister of the aunt of the brother of a friend of the father of the father of the mother of the adopted child of my dog once told me: 'Life is like a box of chocolate. I will eat it.' Okay, were was I... Oh ye! The trick question. So, we have to approach this really carefully. Just as careful as my aunt. She is so careful, she.. wait... I already said this, didn't I? Yes I did. Now I remember. The brother of the son of my dad once told me that I was a wretched fellow and that I was adopted. The last thing turned out to be true. However, we will show this yellowbelly who's the real wretched fellow. We are going to solve the trick question. Before we do this, we need to know that mathematical rules. One of those rules is, that you should always, always, always, always (no exception) start with the brackets. Let's look closely at the sum. I do not see any brackets, do you? Good, then we will go on. After you calculated the sum inside the brackets, which we didn't, because there are no brackets anyway, you look at the exponents. We can skip this one as well, since there are no exponents in the sum given. Then we will see if we can multiplicate some stuff. Can we multiplicate? Yes we can! 1x2=2. We did it. We're already half way done. Now, since we calculated some interesting things, we can make ourselves a brand new sum. 1+2=. The answer to this sum will be exactly the same as the answer to 1+1x2. We're almost there now. The hard part is done. The last thing we have to is add 2 to 1. Actually, let's say we will add 1 to 2, since the other option is such a tongue twister and this one totally isn't. I do understand it if you are not that good at math as I am, you would like to use a calculator. Go ahead and get it. That's what calculators are for, right? Anyway, I will do it without calculator today. I only have my brilliant mind to solve this extremely complicated problem. This is our chance to save the world. It is destiny. 1+2=3. And we are done. Simple as that. I hope you learned something today and maybe, just maybe, you will become a mathematician, who's nearly just as good as me. I actually do not expect you to become that, but who knows. God does. God knows everything. I also know everything. Am I God? Phil = God?
Life questions....
Dr. Phil
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This is a question I will not answer with an answer
I will answer this question with another question and then I will teach you a wise lesson
How do you know that they don't?
Always keep believing, son
Easy question
2 reasons:
It feels so hot, because
1. I am hot (duh)
2. you just got burned (rekt m8)
I must say that I never heard this question before
I had to do some research and some PHILosophic thinking
I found out that there actually are multiple options:
If life gives you lemons, you...
- make lemonade
- should be happy that it is just lemons
- wonder how life randomly gives you some weird fruit
- realise you actually strongly dislike lemons
- realise you actually love melons and you owe life one
- squirt someone in the eye
- can shove them where the sun doesnt shine
- make orange juice
- wait what?
If life gives you melons, you
- muts be dislecksik
The world would become overcrowded, because everyone scored 100% on their pregnancy test
This is an interesting question.
I dont think we can even call this a question anymore; this is a real challenge!
Now, as you know, I am Dr. Phil. The only thing I can do, is talking, talking and talking. Talking al day. When I wake up, I talk. When I eat breakfast, I talk. When I drive to my work, I talk. When I am at my work, I talk. When I have lunch at work, I talk. When I don't have lunch at work, I still talk. When I drive back to my home, I talk. When I have dinner, I talk. When I go back asleep, I talk. When I make love, I do not talk, because I do not make love anyway. I just gave you a pretty exact description of my life and while I was doing that, I talked. I also answered your question and while I was doing that, I talked. I've been talking all day. I am talking all day. And I will be talking all day. Talk is life.
I hope you are satisfied with this answer.
If you are not, you can always talk about it
Life questions....
I see, this is a trick question.
The thing with trick questions is, that you have to be careful.
ALWAYS.
If you are not careful, there might be a chance that you guess it right, but dont be too confident.
The chance that you guess a trick question right if you are not careful is only 49.2834%.
Obviously, that is not even 50%. So, if we want to have this question right, we will have to approach it very carefully.
Just as careful as my aunt. She is so careful, she doesn't take off her nightcap as she wakes up, because she is afraid she will forget to put it on as she goes asleep again. Anyways, the question. 1+1x2. Some people might think that this is just a normal math questions and they will think that it is easy. Those people are wrong. This is not just math. This question is life. Give the wrong answer and you will die. Answer it correctly and you will also die.. eventually. Everyone is going to die eventually. A friend of the sister of the aunt of the brother of a friend of the father of the father of the mother of the adopted child of my dog once told me: 'Life is like a box of chocolate. I will eat it.' Okay, were was I... Oh ye! The trick question. So, we have to approach this really carefully. Just as careful as my aunt. She is so careful, she.. wait... I already said this, didn't I? Yes I did. Now I remember. The brother of the son of my dad once told me that I was a wretched fellow and that I was adopted. The last thing turned out to be true. However, we will show this yellowbelly who's the real wretched fellow. We are going to solve the trick question. Before we do this, we need to know that mathematical rules. One of those rules is, that you should always, always, always, always (no exception) start with the brackets. Let's look closely at the sum. I do not see any brackets, do you? Good, then we will go on. After you calculated the sum inside the brackets, which we didn't, because there are no brackets anyway, you look at the exponents. We can skip this one as well, since there are no exponents in the sum given. Then we will see if we can multiplicate some stuff. Can we multiplicate? Yes we can! 1x2=2. We did it. We're already half way done. Now, since we calculated some interesting things, we can make ourselves a brand new sum. 1+2=. The answer to this sum will be exactly the same as the answer to 1+1x2. We're almost there now. The hard part is done. The last thing we have to is add 2 to 1. Actually, let's say we will add 1 to 2, since the other option is such a tongue twister and this one totally isn't. I do understand it if you are not that good at math as I am, you would like to use a calculator. Go ahead and get it. That's what calculators are for, right? Anyway, I will do it without calculator today. I only have my brilliant mind to solve this extremely complicated problem. This is our chance to save the world. It is destiny. 1+2=3. And we are done. Simple as that. I hope you learned something today and maybe, just maybe, you will become a mathematician, who's nearly just as good as me. I actually do not expect you to become that, but who knows. God does. God knows everything. I also know everything. Am I God? Phil = God?
Life questions....
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