Whats The Best Joke You know?

[ItsYaBoyJavid]

What country do people never et hungry in? : Hungary! heheeheh, not.

 

[Breezeblocks]

What is Leonardo's Star sign?
DiCapricorn
What do you call a piece of slutty seafood?
A Prawstar
What's a vampires favourite fruit?
A Neck-tarine

 

[Saradabaschi]

Two atoms are in a bar. One says, "I think I lost an electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" To which the other replies, "I'm positive."

Haha xD
My favourite one so far :P

 

[MinecraftPenguin21]

3 drunk guys entered a taxi. The taxi driver knew they were drunk so he started the engine and turned it off again. He told them, You have reached your destination, The first guy gave him money, and the second guy said thank you, but the 3rd gave the driver a slap. The taxi driver was shocked thinking the 3rd knew what he did, but he asked
"What was that for" and the 3rd guy said
"Control your speed next time, you nearly killed us! XD XD XD!

 

[AquaaXx]

I Have ran out of jokes. Im bad at em, Good to see you guys are participating :D