This will really crack you up. With this joke I have whisked up, even I think it might be a bit to eggstream, but in the long run, it is quite eggsquiset. This pun is eggsactly what you want, for it is very eggciting. It makes me eggstatic to say this, with this eggstravagent, eggsplosive and eggstreme pun. If anyone else wants a pun like this, they need to eggsercise their skills to get a pun that is eggceptional, but never make it to eggstreme or eggsaggerate your pun. So. Here it is. Isn’t this……………. SHOCKING?!?!?!? Are you eggnoring me? Don’t you like my egg-cellent jokes? Omelettin’ this slide. For now. To me, that joke is cracking, but some say otherwise. Those people are so hard boiled. They just need to stay on the sunny side up. They’re just a rotten egg. Saying this will get some haters, but I think I might whisk it. After this joke, with all the electrifying jokes, I am quite scrambled.
