Should I apply for helper

[A pigeon]

I sent an app in communist cactus’ name

 

[CommunistCactus]

I sent an app in communist cactus’ name

bruh

 

[Sophie]

I've thought about what a CommunistCactus Cubecraft would look like a lot, actually...
It'd go one of three ways:

-Your criticisms would actually steer the server in a better direction and you'll be consulted about every update for opinions. You'll be dubbed "CruelCronus" for your brutal honesty (Best possible outcome)
-You'll be demoted approximately four minutes upon joining the staff chat, for taking Communism back to its roots and trying to overthrow the Tsar (Rather okay outcome)
-You'll be demoted approximately six minutes upon joining the staff chat, for leaking and/or flaming. Randall Weems and his league of spies will report you to Finster (Worst outcome, but would be a decent source of memes)

Make it happen Cube, it's what the people want!!1!1

 

[CommunistCactus]

I've thought about what a CommunistCactus Cubecraft would look like a lot, actually...
It'd go one of three ways:

-Your criticisms would actually steer the server in a better direction and you'll be consulted about every update for opinions. You'll be dubbed "CruelCronus" for your brutal honesty (Best possible outcome)
-You'll be demoted approximately four minutes upon joining the staff chat, for taking Communism back to its roots and trying to overthrow the Tsar (Rather okay outcome)
-You'll be demoted approximately six minutes upon joining the staff chat, for leaking and/or flaming. Randall Weems and his league of spies will report you to Finster (Worst outcome, but would be a decent source of memes)

Make it happen Cube, it's what the people want!!1!1

heck your possible outcomes have brought some curiosity the apply back

 

[Priley]

*cough* Attention seeker please dont be like this u will never be staff so dont even try oh and please change ur name its wannabe relevant *cough*

Oh and cactus, you'd ''spice, more like spike'' things up so plz go ahead lmfao.

Staff will delete your post im sure xd

 

[CheatersDontWin]

*cough* Attention seeker please dont be like this u will never be staff so dont even try oh and please change ur name its wannabe relevant *cough*

Oh and cactus, you'd ''spice, more like spike'' things up so plz go ahead lmfao.

Please read the whole message before you comment. :)

 

[Komodо]

Please read the whole message before you comment. :)

I don't think he wanted you to take that serious...

 

[CheatersDontWin]

I don't think he wanted you to take that serious...

Well yeah, I don't know. I never talked to him before so I'm not sure why you would talk - in that way - about some one that you don't know? But of course, it's possible. :P

 

[Sophie]

Tacos voted 'Hell no' :( Sorry to be the one to tell you this, but you'll have to wait a lot longer before overthrowing the Tsar :(

 

[AFreakingCookie (Hank)]

@AFreakingCookie (Hank) @RemiO05
Please, let go of the staff-language and just laugh with us.. please, just once

#SPREADCOMMUNISM
I say yes! CommunistCactus4Helper

I don’t understand what you mean when you say “staff language” because I was just giving my opinion with a little more information.

 

[Thaus]

Hi guyz, I'm new and how to get mod? :p
Dude, low-key, save your life and time for something that's WORTH it.
Not some in-game tag for a block game.

 

[Priley]

I don’t understand what you mean when you say “staff language” because I was just giving my opinion with a little more information.

ugh
We're just joking, just stop the formal language xd

 

[CheatersDontWin]

ugh
We're just joking, just stop the formal language xd

I don't see the joke? I am sorry.

 

[AFreakingCookie (Hank)]

just stop the formal language xd

Ok, I was just helpin’ out :p

 

[Priley]

I don't see the joke? I am sorry.

.-.

The thread is the joke

 

[CheatersDontWin]

.-.

The thread is the joke

Ouch, rip me

 

[A pigeon]

bruh

Your application:

“I, CommunistCactus, solemnly apologize for all I have wronged cubecraft. I realized the truth that cubecraft made good updates and it was us that were the problem. It was us that werent wnjoying it. I also agree that chat filter helps the childeren have a safe environment and was previously very selfish to hate on it. Pla for give me.

I promise as helper cactus i shall strive to be worthy of honour of cubecrafts elite police swat counter-terrorist UN peacekeeping FBI staff team. I will never abuse my power and will put my already pathetic reddit karma and in game life on the line to be cubecrafts #1 helper.

I will stay 24/7 and help all the cubecraftets and ban the hackers.
PS My chat history in party chat was my grandma i never swear im christian i swear

I will change my name to CubecraftCactus on this occasion. I have 10000 successful reports and am very respected amoung the cubeceftars.

I, CubecraftCactus promise to destroy hypixel whenever i see it”


No, I didnt actually make an application in your name. But tbh, you can use this and apply for bants.

 

[RPoule]

got too rude, still stand behind my point. might get banned. dont care.

 

[Deleted member 352903]

ofcrs u dont see the joke, we're not actually joking, we're actually annoyed by dudes like you who try to get attention by acting like they're staff while they're really not.

*edit* : OFCRS THE THREAD IS A JOKE LMFAO!

Y so rude ;-; lmao

 

[DrHam]

Communist Helper.

+1


i had to do it plz no ban