Roast my phone.

[teogamermc]

So anyway, my phone died on me for no reason. while it's charging, i want everyone that sees this roast my phone disrespectfully. You can think of anything. The one that makes me laugh the most will get a random video sent to them in private messages. I want my phone to be emotionally violated.

Now excuse me, i gotta go find a random video.

 

[Casualpoalrbear]

You're motherboard would be ashamed of you. I could of paid for a carrier pigeon to do your job and it not only would be faster, both in the head and speed of delivery, but it would of smelled better. You hear that? A literally winged rat is both more intelligent and hygienic than you. Atleast In death I will be useful, I'll give back to the earth. But you couldn't even do that right. In death you will just pollute the environment. It's amazing how you were able to mess up something that even worms and flies got right

 

[asqsk]

So anyway, my phone died on me for no reason. while it's charging, i want everyone that sees this roast my phone disrespectfully. You can think of anything. The one that makes me laugh the most will get a random video sent to them in private messages. I want my phone to be emotionally violated.

Now excuse me, i gotta go find a random video.

i have a good idea put ur phone in rice and let it dry then done :)

 

[Mr Jii Gamer]

So anyway, my phone died on me for no reason. while it's charging, i want everyone that sees this roast my phone disrespectfully. You can think of anything. The one that makes me laugh the most will get a random video sent to them in private messages. I want my phone to be emotionally violated.

Now excuse me, i gotta go find a random video.

Just buy a new phone betther then this phone

 

[asqsk]

Just buy a new phone betther then this phone

bro literally we know buy new phone better than all methods

 

[teogamermc]

Just buy a new phone betther then this phone

I'm poor, im stuck with this piece of e-waste.

 

[teogamermc]

just roast it. Hard.

 

[Tripleee]

Ah, look at you, little phone, with your battery life shorter than a goldfish's attention span. You're like a marathon runner with a single lung. Charging you is like watering a plant in a desert—it's just a matter of time before you wither away again. You're not a smartphone; you're a dumbbell, constantly dragging us down with your pitiful power. You're the Houdini of gadgets, disappearing faster than a magician's rabbit. Oh, you've reached 1% battery? That's cute. Bet you think you're on top of the world now, don't you? Well, enjoy your moment of glory, because it's about to go dark faster than a candle in a hurricane. You're not just a phone; you're a reminder of technological betrayal.

 

[human being]

good job phone

 

[tuskedgnat72644，]

Just buy a new phone betther then this phone

You have to give him enough money first or give me

 

[Mr Jii Gamer]

You have to give him enough money first or give me

Oh i would to do it but i am broke in this moment