Okay so if you didn't already know pretty much every Christian holiday the whole company of Cube-Craft gathers around a fireplace.
Form a circle, and try to give each other questionably difficult-to-obtain items to throw to the sea.
And now obviously this is really weird. Why would they sit around a fireplace in the form of a circle? Terrible fashion sense. #TrianglesFTW.
And eventually, those certain items go around current to current, until they finally reach France from Britain.
And then, Santa & the Easter-Bunny look at those questionably difficult-to-obtain items, to turn to magical internet-presents.
Then, they select & deem the most worthy presents, to give to the players of Cube-Craft who are willing to invest time fishing them.
TL;DR: Cube just made 9 cringe-y jokes about Christmas and I spent way too much time fishing them out so that you won't have to.
I mean, obviously yeah - you can still go ahead and try to fish them out like workaholics, but whatever.
I mean, obviously yeah - you can still go ahead and try to fish them out like workaholics, but whatever.
Thank you for all the hard work you've done. We'll never forget you.