Hiring Pig Soldiers

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  1. Piggygirl120

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    Hey there guys! Piggygirl120 here, AKA best pig lover in the world. I need your help! If you saw the post by Trickmaster, Hiring Chicken Warriors, this post will make more sense. I need you to help me defeat Trickmaster and his evil army of chickens. But I can't do it by myself. I am hiring Pig Lovers to help me win this battle. If we successfully win, I will come up with a big reward for all of you, depending on how strong we are!
    Requirements
    -You must love pigs and assist me in verbal raids on Trickmaster's page! We shall storm him with our battle cry!
    Resist the enemy chicken and help show the obvious pig's dominance! Good luck troops!
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  2. Joshmctosh

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    I'll do it :3
     
  3. Terrarialover11

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    I will help you on your conquest to defeat the chicken :3
     
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    Piggeh army!! ATTACK!!!!11
     
  5. Piggygirl120

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    Nice work so far troops! Together we can win this battle! We'll show him which is the better farm animal!
     
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    I only kill pigs. Period.
     
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    If you don't like pigs, don't comment.
     
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  10. Piggygirl120

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    Look, it says in the requirements that you must LOVE pigs, not want to KILL pigs. And I mean real, live, LIVING pigs, NOT bacon or pork. Now please, don't do this.
     
  11. Nyanbaz

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    I don't see what's the big deal with chickens, pigs, or any mob for that matter.

    In my eyes they're all just derps. I've seen countless pigs walk off cliffs to their death and chickens jumping into lava.
     
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    YESSSS ONE OF US ONE OF US ;)
    Shall you fight with me?
     
  13. Piggygirl120

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    We're just having a small war, that's all. Don't join if you don't want to.
     
  14. Trickmaster

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    Yeah, you don't want to be there when they get crushed ;)
     
  15. Piggygirl120

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    You mean when the chickens get crushed?
     
  16. Trickmaster

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    We cannot get crushed, there will ALWAYS be eggs in a hidden chest, somewhere. Once your troops die, they cannot regenerate the soldiers you lost >:D
     
  17. Piggygirl120

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    Oh yeah!? Well we'll just eat all those eggs! Pigs will eat ANYTHING! Who will be laughing then? Us!
     
  18. Trickmaster

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    What if we coat the eggs with bacon wrapping? You shall be eating your fellow soldiers! >:)
     
  19. Piggygirl120

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    We will remove the bacon before you can put it on again and replace it with turkey bacon! Double yum!
     
  20. Terrarialover11

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    Sooo evil!!