Fake Helper applications competition v2

[Feách]

Haloo ceabe craaafete servara I nwont te aply for mods ronks my se star tolda meh to aply becuz me es vary goos en bannen hakers Pls acept I wont to helpe ze zerver Plese I want modz rankz OK I wont to gave me frends fre obsaden rankz and poients oke my frand Johne Cloes tolda meh I shoold apply for modz ranks in forums Pls thx ;)

I totally could read that

 

[Sophie]

I have condensed all of this thread's responses into one super-response. This response summarises everybody's replies to this thread in a single sentence, so as to save you the hassle of reading through over two pages of intentional typos:

FQK;OKHELIOEJKK CUBE OWA;LK I IN CHELP H FKOLK HSEVER JV BUIYIONG RANK SGIV E PLS NB AN THE HACKE ERS M IJKLJKLL DUUHHH

 

[MagnificentSpam]

I have condensed all of this thread's responses into one super-response. This response summarises everybody's replies to this thread in a single sentence, so as to save you the hassle of reading through over two pages of intentional typos:

FQK;OKHELIOEJKK CUBE OWA;LK I IN CHELP H FKOLK HSEVER JV BUIYIONG RANK SGIV E PLS NB AN THE HACKE ERS M IJKLJKLL DUUHHH

All my typos were unintentional.

 

[Melloa]

I want to be helper so i can get mod and then Admin. The first thing i would do is to kick ban Quetzi for muting me cuz i told him to go and play outside, he calls that a threat and now i'm perm muted.
Sad life.

 

[God.]

I want to be helper so i can get mod and then Admin. The first thing i would do is to kick ban Quetzi for muting me cuz i told him to go and play outside, he calls that a threat and now i'm perm muted.
Sad life.

Based on a true story?

 

[Clywa]

i want helper to, but i have no chance XD

 

[Siza]

i want helper to, but i have no chance XD

Don't be sad my friend <3

 

[Melloa]

Based on a true story?

Yes

 

[Melloa]

Based on a true story?

Or like i told him to go play on the highway. Then he double reports me. and then its perm mute. Ty quetszit

 

[Sophie]

ban Quetzi for muting me cuz i told him to go and play outside,

Or like i told him to go play on the highway

Lmao guess the highway part slipped your mind the first time :p

 

[Melloa]

He shouldn't mute me for that. At least a warning. Now he says he want me to wait 3-6 months before he will consider to unmute.

 

[Keanu]

He shouldn't mute me for that. At least a warning. Now he says he want me to wait 3-6 months before he will consider to unmute.

Wait wat