Bad/Cheesy Jokes! - Game

[Dan:]

Dad hurt his wrist and had to go to the hospital where he talked to a doctor.

Dad: When this heals will I be able to play the piano?

Doctor: Yes, You'll be fine in a few days.

Dad: Perfect, I've always wanted to be able to play an instrument.

 

[RuffRabbit_Noiz]

So a blind man walks into a bar....

and a chair, and a table, and a person

 

[Deleted member 8554]

Two skeletons are arguing.
Skeleton 1: All you do is sit around all day and do nothing! Get to work for once!
Skeleton 2: Hey, I've already got a ton of work to do. A SKELE-ton of work to do.
(Inspired by Undertale, and also fits because Halloween is coming up)

 

[BlitzPlayzMc_2.0]

High 5!
In the face.
With a chair.

 

[Aimee2323]

Well, well, well..

~A well counter

 

[Sophie]

I knew you would get stuck there

:o :o :o

 

[ImABubbleHead]

 

[Dan:]

Why's he asking what do we have here when there's clearly three wells?

 

[Aimee2323]

Well, I guess we'll never know the answer to that one

 

[Younisco]

THIS IS SUCH A JOKE BUT THE BH ALBUM ART WAS LEEKED BRB CRYING

 

[ImABubbleHead]

Well, I guess we'll never know the answer to that one

Yup. Neverrr.

 

[SevereWarning]

Well, I guess we'll never know the answer to that one

I guess "well" never know the answer to that one.*

 

[Aimee2323]

I guess "well" never know the answer to that one.*

Well well, isn't that a bad joke

 

[SevereWarning]

Well well, isn't that a bad joke

I have a BUCKET of bad jokes..

 

[Aimee2323]

I have a BUCKET of bad jokes..

WATER you gonna do with them?

 

[SevereWarning]

WATER you gonna do with them?

Make sure I PULL it through correctly.

 

[Iselciour]

-Two people fall in a hole-
1st Person: Wow isn't this super dark?
2nd Person: I don't know I can't see

*Ba dum tss*

 

[PartyBlaze]

-Two people fall in a hole-
1st Person: Wow isn't this super dark?
2nd Person: I don't know I can't see

*Ba dum tss*

That must be the worst joke I've ever seen... :o

 

[Mambo Garrix]

It's blue and not heavy? Light-blue.

 

[SevereWarning]

Want to hear a Filipino joke?

I want MaNila wafers!!