Corrupt a Wish

[Ellie Williams]

Hello and welcome to Corrupt a Wish!
How to play:
To play, the person must corrupt the wish above them, then make a new wish.

Spoiler: Example

I wish for diamonds

Granted, but then you die in lava.
I wish for money.

Granted, but then you find out it's counterfeit.

Rules:
English only.
Be appropriate.
The wish needs to be granted and corrupted (no "I can't grant this wish because...").

Have fun!
I will start :).
Some of you might know this from The Chunk ;).

 

[Ellie Williams]

I wish there was never such thing as Justin Bieber.

 

[Livid]

Granted, but livid returns.
I wish for pie

 

[DrVibes]

Granted, but then a clown comes and shoves your face into it.
I wish for unlimited balloons

 

[Livid]

Granted but I eat them.
I wish for a real friend.

 

[DrVibes]

Granted, but they leave you to join the circus
I wish for an ice cream cone

 

[Livid]

Granted, but I eat that too.
I wish for farts.

 

[DrVibes]

Granted, but a scientist comes and bottles it up for future experiments.
I wish for a donkey

 

[CARDAN18]

Granted, but you will have to dress up as one for the rest of your life.

I wish that I could have a lifetime supply of cake.

 

[Livid]

Granted, but I eat that.
I wish for pie.

 

[Ellie Williams]

Granted, but then @CARDAN16 bans you for not loving cake.

I wish new users would take that few extra seconds to find the report and appeal section.

 

[Livid]

Granted, but then @CARDAN16 bans you for not loving cake.

I wish new users would take that few extra seconds to find the report and appeal section.